Have you had any recent professional faux pas?

I really wish I could provide details but suffice it to say I once told a high ranking federal official I wouldn’t provide the requested services because I thought they were too morally deficient to be entrusted with the capability.

I went to the Dr to get me knees looked at because of really bad pain. The Dr had a young intern with him. She was in the training program. The Dr had her feel my kneecap while I flexed my thigh muscle so my kneecap slid over my knee. I have chunks missing out of the back of my kneecap from a bad bike crash. When it slid over it made a snap and crack. She pulled back in horror and went ewwwww. I cracked up, the Dr tried to stay professional but then gave up.

That was supposed to be my knees.

This old guy sat crying with fear while waiting to see the dentist.
“You’re a little long in the tooth for that aren’t you?”
Actually that’s what I thought when I saw the old bugger weeping, but still.