Perchick’s quip, as I linked it, should appear at the top of your browser window, as the first visible quip. To be safe, the full text is:
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Here’s my theory:
At that party he was attracted to you, you talked for a little, maybe mentioned that you enjoyed this cake? He’s scared to talk to you, but remembers you mentioned that you liked cake, so he has decided to suprise you with cake.
Are the cakes just plain, or do they have writing on them? and are they accompanied by anything, a card or something?
You should get a big flat cake and write a letter to him in frosting, asking what the deal is. Then find a way to deliver it to him.
Haha in all seriousness though, I think you should probably either talk to him, or just call the police.
Let them eat cake!
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I suggest we attempt to match line breaks and punctuation as closely as possible. The Collective can determine if errors (punctuation, spelling, etc.) in our scan uploads are significant.
Seeing as you have a very scientific vocation, I find it interesting how many assumptions you make about areas in which you acknowledge a deficit of experience.
Anyway, I have no vested interest in “winning” this Bet. It’s more out of morbid curiosity that I suggest it.
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If you AGREE to the TEN rules (numbered 0–9) I suggested above, and furthermore, agree to upload your results to this thread by Tuesday, June 3rd at 2pm EDT, then please post “I AGREE”. At that point, the Bet is on!