All I can think of are instances where I probably should have been afraid, but wasn’t.
Four of my friends had already climbed over the fence. It wasn’t much of a fence. What do you expect from a third world government that is protecting what is probably one the world’s most famous monuments to Mayan cannibalism: Tikal. I don’t know how we’d heard—it was probably a setup from the beginning, but someone told us that if we went around the back, so to speak, we could sneak into Tikal at night. It was supposed to be wicked cool.
So now I was climbing over the fence and just as I got to the top, this man appeared out the jungle, carrying a rifle. He said a few words and someone in our group must have understood.
“He wants two dollars from all of us. A bribe to let us in.”
Funny, that was what it cost to get in during the day, except during day, presumably, the government got the money. People started passing over the money, except when it got to me, I raised my hands in that, “I don’t got none” kind of way. My wallet had been stolen earlier in the trip, and I had no money.
The guard looked at me angrily, then raised his rifle until it was pointing straight at my heart, and cocked it with a very audible click.
Everyone else was freaking out and someone quickly found money for me, but I just couldn’t take it seriously. I knew the guy just wanted his money. He didn’t want to shoot me or arrest me. I mean, he had a cushy gig here. If he hurt the tourist, the gig would surely be endangered.
The others were more scared for me than I was for myself. When we would talk about the trip later, it was a story people often brought up. But it was the situation where I should have been the most terrified without actually any harm coming from it. It was one of the first times I learned the lesson that if you do what the guys with the guns say, you’ll probably live to tell the tale. I learned that lesson a number of other times with cops in the US, and also with cops in Germany. I’m still alive, obviously.