(NSFW) Is it ok for me to do this?

Yes. Certainly, yes. Probably not, but why waste your money and time.

IT’s all bullshit. There are certain proteins and whatnot that do help, I dont know them off hand, but buying some magic pills is a waste. Also, the protiens/nutrients only increase seminal production, I’m not sure but I think sperm count stays the same

If your lady-friend needs more protein in her diet, there are certainly easier ways…

I have some magic beanstalk beans if you’re interested in buying them as well. Go see a fertility MD if you’re having issues with impregnating your wife.

What’s the deal with having a higher sperm load? Why does it matter?

Just in case, stop watching those huge sperm load ejaculations in porn videos-! Lol.

If you’ve seen a doctor and he said you need those pills because you are not producing enough sperm then yes, of course. If this was just in your own volition due to some shallow and rather silly notion, like, impressing a woman or yourself…then no. : )

@Mama_Cakes He wants to try his ‘hand’ (hehe) at being a sperm donor, maybe.

I doubt you’ll do harm to yourself but I also doubt you’ll get the results you’re hoping for, I’d save my money. However if that’s besides the point, best bet, pick a pill, get the list of ingredients (knowing it may not be 100% accurate – they aren’t regulated as medication), and go ask your doctor. Just be very mindful of any medication you’re currently taking – just because these things aren’t a prescription doesn’t mean they can’t interact (dangerously) with them.

I have seen many things, some horrible some beautiful. I have survived death of parents, war, divorce, and assorted bullshit. I think I am pretty worldly, in spite of myself.

And yet I must confess, I do not understand exactly what the benefit of “increasing my sperm load” might be, and I am not real sure that I even know precisely what you mean.

Are you trying to make yourself more “fertile” or do you just want to make a bigger wet spot. My girlfriend doesn’t like the wet spot, which means I usually get it, in which case I would want it to be smaller.

I know this does not answer your question, I know this is in General, so I figure this will get modded. But before the Mods come to get me, I just gots to know.

You can theoretically make, on the average, 280,000,000 babies per ejaculation.

You want more?

Why?

Is it ok to flush money down the toilet?

I’m fairly sure nobody will try to stop you, but why would you want to?

Kind of the same thing.

Thank you all for your answers. I wanted to increase my sperm load because I wanted to have a greater orgasm and I wanted to impress a woman, but to make you all feel better I wont be spending my money. I will follow the advice that you all have give me.

Oh, good grief, why?

I’m pretty sure that sperm count doesn’t have much of anything to do with quality of orgasm, and I can tell you definitively that no woman cares about the volume of your spunk.

I knew it. I just KNEW it.

I wanted to increase my sperm load because I wanted to have a greater orgasm and I wanted to impress a woman

<sigh>

@FutureMemory thank you…dont have to rub it in…lol