NSFW - Your first thoughts after your very first?

Care to clarify?

I think I thought “Ick”, and then went looking for a paper towel.

And then my urethra hurt for hours.

I forgot it was supposed to hurt. It had. . . a little.

“Well that was a new low…”

“Living the dream.”

I didn’t even know that I would REALLY be living the dream… 10 years later… LMFAO.

“Where did the day go? I probably should finish those dishes”

It’s usually a number of releases back to back.

Are we talking kiss or sex? I’ll assume sex.

I thought, well, I did it. It wasn’t that big of a deal really. Didn’t feel like much as I was a little nervous and unsure, and it didn’t last very long.

Crap. I thought that you meant first release of the day, lol.

@Mama_Cakes Gotcha. : )

This is gonna be embarrassing. My first thought was. Hope this doesn’t itch tomorrow. Lol.

I thought he meant first orgasm (presumably after masturbation)! What do you mean @mazingerz88?

@Bellatrix Very first orgasm, whether with a partner or solo. : ) ( Wait, that could be interesting. I just thought of it. Hans Solo aka Hands Solo! Hands Solo with Princess Lay-ah. Lol. )

Why did I think that @mazingerz88 was female?

In that case, I don’t remember. :)

@Mama_Cakes Too late. Easy enough to guess. The number of times in your post multiplied by x. : )

Oh, the O. I thought, huh, finally did it.

I don’t remember. I think, since I went back and did it repeatedly after that my reaction was probably “Oh god, that was so good. Who knew you could have this much fun on your own”. Then I would guess I fell asleep. I normally do.

First orgasm? That’s boring. If I had any thought at all, it was probably “Oh, so this is what a back massager is for.” Or, “OK, I’m going to do this a lot from now on.”

I thought you were talkin bout sex… so… I didn’t answer.
But by the O, I probably thought “Wow, that felt good. This is amazing, I’m gonna do this next time I have a shower…”
Or something along those lines, it’s been a while.

Oh my god! What just happened? Did I just pee in the sleeping bag?