Care to answer James Lipton's 10 questions (from Inside the Actors' Studio)?

Pizza
Hurt
Giving pleasure
Hurting someone
Hockey puck on a crossbar
Nails on a chalkboard
Fuck
Vet (Animal type)
Mortician
Hey Mofo!

1. What’s your favorite word?
“Outstanding” (English word, anyway)

2. What’s your least favorite word?
Can’t think of any.

3. What turns you on?
Bondage, short hair, curvy women.

4. What turns you off?
Fake breasts, blondes, skinny women.

5. What sound or noise to you love to hear?
My computer’s fans.

6. What sound or noise to you hate to hear?
Dogs barking.

7. What’s your favorite curse word?
“Fuck”. Brief and to the point, yet very versatile.

8. What profession other than your own, would you like to attempt?
Having no profession, I’d say: Journalist, game designer, Sys Admin, University teacher.

9. What profession would you like not to have to do?
Anything involving people or standing up for too long (back problems).

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
“Don’t worry, i hate fundies too.”

1. Peculiar
2. Cancer
3. Knowing someone is in love with me.
4. Bad body smells (BO, bad breath, smelly farts!)
5. I love the sound of a train going past.
6. My alarm in the morning
7. Cunt (most people, especially women, hate this word but I find it satisfying in certain situations!)
8. Vet
9. Bar work
10. They’re over there (whilst pointing at all the dogs I have loved and lost over the years)

1. What’s your favorite word?
“Ambidextrous”
2. What’s your least favorite word?
“Bloodclot”
3. What turns you on?
Navels
4. What turns you off?
Arrogance
5. What sound or noise to you love to hear?
Bass guitar
6. What sound or noise to you hate to hear?
Motorcycle engines
7. What’s your favorite curse word?
Asshat
8. What profession other than your own, would you like to attempt?
Ice carving
9. What profession would you like not to have to do?
Hot tar roofing
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
“I’m really sorry about all my followers.”

1. What’s your favorite word?
cookie

2. What’s your least favorite word?
can’t

3. What turns you on?
many things

4. What turns you off?
stupidity or lack of common sense; also selfishness

5. What sound or noise to you love to hear?
my wife snoring

6. What sound or noise to you hate to hear?
television commercials

7. What’s your favorite curse word?
mother-fucker

8. What profession other than your own, would you like to attempt?
to own/run a comic book shop

9. What profession would you like not to have to do?
not a fan of outdoor physical labor, so landscaper would be bad

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
relax, I got this

1. What’s your favorite word? susurrus

2. What’s your least favorite word? cunt

3. What turns you on? enthusiasm

4. What turns you off? Ignorance

5. What sound or noise to you love to hear? rain

6. What sound or noise to you hate to hear? car alarms

7. What’s your favorite curse word? fuck

8. What profession other than your own, would you like to attempt? entomologist

9. What profession would you like not to have to do? accounting

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Psych!

1. What’s your favorite word?
“Pillock”.
2. What’s your least favorite word?
“Patriot”.
3. What turns you on?
Furry porn.
4. What turns you off?
Fat/hairy people
5. What sound or noise to you love to hear?
Cat’s moan meow
6. What sound or noise to you hate to hear?
Knife scratching on Porcellaine.
7. What’s your favorite curse word?
Shithead.
8. What profession other than your own, would you like to attempt?
Sculptor.
9. What profession would you like not to have to do?
Soliciting people, either per phone or going from door to door.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
An apology for all the shit he has done.

Blunderbuss
Nigger
Sexy confident women
Shallow giggling schoolgirl type women
Orgasms
Fake orgasms
Spunkbubble
Stuntman
Tina Turner’s Gyno
“What kept you?”

1. What’s your favorite word?
Community
2. What’s your least favorite word?
They
3. What turns you on?
The little valley in my wife’s back, just north of the hills
4. What turns you off?
Anger
5. What sound or noise do you love to hear?
Thunderstorms
6. What sound or noise do you hate to hear?
A mouse in the wall at night
7. What’s your favorite curse word?
Shit
8. What profession other than your own, would you like to attempt?
Luthier
9. What profession would you like not to have to do?
Prison guard
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
“Meow”

1. What’s your favorite word?
Spangle
2. What’s your least favorite word?
Wiggle
3. What turns you on?
Women
4. What turns you off?
Disease
5. What sound or noise to you love to hear?
Rivers and streams
6. What sound or noise to you hate to hear?
The alarm clock
7. What’s your favorite curse word?
F^&*
8. What profession other than your own, would you like to attempt?
Writer
9. What profession would you like not to have to do?
Soldier
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Where have you been?

1. What’s your favorite word? Gaelic

2. What’s your least favorite word? church (at the moment, anyway…)

3. What turns you on? romance

4. What turns you off? child abuse

5. What sound or noise to you love to hear? thunderstorms

6. What sound or noise to you hate to hear? screaming children

7. What’s your favorite curse word? FUCK!

8. What profession other than your own, would you like to attempt? veterinarian

9. What profession would you like not to have to do? anything in politics

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Your heavenly home is a glorious, medieval castle, and is filled with adorable cats and chocolates.

1. Awesome
2. Master
3. laughter
4. Mucus
5. Rain
6. My computer’s fan or PS2’s fan spinning too fast
7. Hell
8. Detective
9. Anything to do with human waste
10. Hello, you did awesome in life. And I want to congratulate you.

1. What’s your favorite word?
saccharine

2. What’s your least favorite word?
va-jay-jay

3. What turns you on?
Good facial hair and harmonica-heavy blues. Mmmm. A voice with good resonance kills me.

4. What turns you off?
Bad breath, negativity, indifference to learning

5. What sound or noise to you love to hear?
the sound of a dog’s ears slapping against its head when it shakes

6. What sound or noise to you hate to hear?
dogs barking

7. What’s your favorite curse word?
cockmonger

8. What profession other than your own, would you like to attempt?
archeologist

9. What profession would you like not to have to do?
I don’t like jobs where I have to conform myself to a rigid standard of behavior. It chafes.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
it really depends on what god we’re talking about. I don’t have any interest in meeting any of today’s popular deities.

1. What’s your favorite word? – Boobs
2. What’s your least favorite word? – Hate
3. What turns you on? – Boobs
4. What turns you off? – Hatred
5. What sound or noise to you love to hear? – wind through trees
6. What sound or noise to you hate to hear? – leaf blower
7. What’s your favorite curse word? – shit
8. What profession other than your own, would you like to attempt? – porn actor
9. What profession would you like not to have to do? – Rush Limbaugh’s radio tech
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? There are orgies here too, but you need to wash up and no using my name in vain before, during or after orgasm.

1. What’s your favorite word? Love

2. What’s your least favorite word? turd

3. What turns you on? My husband

4. What turns you off? My ex-husband

5. What sound or noise to you love to hear? The men (boys) in my life laughing.

6. What sound or noise to you hate to hear? A bunch of people typing on keyboards.

7. What’s your favorite curse word? Fucktard

8. What profession other than your own, would you like to attempt? I’d really like to direct.

9. What profession would you like not to have to do? Clergy

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Your mom is right over there.

1. What’s your favorite word?
Pillow.

2. What’s your least favorite word?
Morning.

3. What turns you on?
Vampires.

4. What turns you off?
Gangster fashion.

5. What sound or noise to you love to hear?
The little bling that pops up when I get a trophy on a PS3 game.

6. What sound or noise to you hate to hear?
Alarm clock.

7. What’s your favorite curse word?
Fuck.

8. What profession other than your own, would you like to attempt?
Ninja turtle.

9. What profession would you like not to have to do?
Farming.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Ooops there’s been a mistake…you’re going to Valhalla.

1. What’s your favorite word? Flower
2. What’s your least favorite word? Moist
3. What turns you on? Men’s shoulders and asses
4. What turns you off? Arrogance and people that don’t shut the fuck up.
5. What sound or noise do you love to hear? My daughter’s laughter
6. What sound or noise do you hate to hear? Anything in pain
7. What’s your favorite curse word? Motherfucker
8. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? decoupage artist
9. What professio would you like not to have to do? Ditch digger
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Welcome! your grandparents and your cats are here waiting for you.

1. What’s your favorite word?
fountain
2. What’s your least favorite word?
conscience
3. What turns you on?
honesty
4. What turns you off?
fakeness
5. What sound or noise to you love to hear?
a harp
6. What sound or noise to you hate to hear?
jackhammers
7. What’s your favorite curse word?
anything used in an original way
8. What profession other than your own, would you like to attempt?
Film editor
9. What profession would you like not to have to do?
plumbing
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
You didn’t let me down!

. What’s your favorite word?

Shimmering

2. What’s your least favorite word?

Crotch

3. What turns you on?

Really good, non-raunchy comedy

4. What turns you off?

Mean-ness

5. What sound or noise to you love to hear?

The sound of rain with far off thunder

6. What sound or noise to you hate to hear?

Leaf Blowers

7. What’s your favorite curse word?

Shite said in the English manner.

8. What profession other than your own, would you like to attempt?

Professional taste tester for Vegetarian Times Magazine

9. What profession would you like not to have to do?

Work in a slaughter house

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

Follow me to the vegetarian buffet!