Literally, if women are from Venus and men are from Mars, how long do you think before they start trysting on Earth?

Haven’t you noticed? They are already here. Look at the people on our beaches. (They don’t have much water at home) They are not as good at disguising themselves as they think they are. Their bathing suits never fit right. They may be men or women or children, but if you look carefully, you’ll see they follow a pattern and you’ll begin to recognize them.

Huh…. Wha…...?

If there were some god with three genders, and one each came from Saturn, Jupiter and Mercury, how long would it be before Greek mythology had an all out fight with Jewish paternalism?

@wundayatta Only if a really hot goddess came from Venus….

Trysting is already going on; understanding each other is a whole ‘nother thing.

For the second question, if aliens come and take away all the women, then everything becomes a first person shooter game when Duke Nukem runs around being a hero and slapping wall boobs.

Wall boobs?

No. I don’t even want to know.

Well you’re pretty lucky then, cuz I can’t find a good quality video of it…also they look more like inflated testicles anyways.

Phew!

8 answers and no one has made the obvious Uranus joke. Could the jellies be maturing?

Hey don’t look at me. I’m not mature, and I take pride in it. It’s just that, it was either Duke Nukem or a random Chuck Norris fact. That’s how old Uranus jokes are. :p

Well..to parrot Led Zeppelin, I’m looking for a man that’s never, ever, been born. Maybe he is still on Mars. lol

I was looking back to see if she was looking back to see if I was looking back to see if she was looking back at me!

WHAT IF…
...Distant travelers from the stars came to Earth? Would they be explorers? Merely wayfarers? Genetic engineers?
Might they try to improve our genetic mix on a microscopic level on some Petrie dish?
Or just fuck the locals??

@kritiper We can only get so lucky if an alien race comes and they’re benevolent and gives us the cure for cancer.