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Have you ever cooked anything, including a squirrel, with a blow torch, or what's the stupidest thing you've heard today....?

Asked by Adirondackwannabe (36713points) October 13th, 2012

Some guy in MI was trying to cook a squirrel in his apartment. He decided to use a blow torch to take care of the hair. He burned down the apartment complex. Have you heard anything more stupid today?

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Coloma's avatar

What a fucking fruitcake! lol
No…nothing that stupid.
I’ve heard nothing stupid today, just groovin’ to my new neighbors big housewarming party bash, live music and 5 new horses in the neigh-borhood! Rock-n-roll horse peeps, doesn’t get any better than that!:-)

One of my all time favorite stories of stupidity was a couple of guys that went ice fishing somewhere in like Wisconson and drove a brand new, uninsured, truck out onto the ice and pitched a stick of dynamite to blow out a fishing hole. Their dog retrieved the lit stick and ran back under the truck with it.
Kaboom! Truck and dog at the bottom of the lake. lol Poor dog!

Coloma's avatar

www.darwinawards.com Ya gotta read them to believe them. haha

Berserker's avatar

Didn’t hear something stupid today…but once, I heard of this girl who wanted to open a can of sliced pineapples, but she couldn’t find the can opener. She actually used a wood cutting hatchet to hack the thing up. Juice went everywhere after only a couple of strokes and the top of the can was all mangled. I’m totally serious about this, too.

ucme's avatar

If you fart often enough on a marshmallow it’ll eventually morph into something approaching one that’s toasted, or maybe just slightly singed.

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