Where can you tell an atheist to go that isn't hell?

Camden, NJ.

“To a bar with only Domestic Beer!”
“To a state fair!”
“To a coffee shop that sells coffee, not that cream on top crap pretentious bastards order!”

“Go to your room!”

Church!

To bed with you :D

@wildpotato I immediately thought of New Jersey. Sorry janbb.

@Adirondackwannabe I was raised on the west coast. I was shocked when I went to the Jersey shore for my first time when I was 20 and they wanted us to pay to step on the beach. wth? I get it. (sorry janbb).

Pay to use the beach? That’s nuts. On the plus side for NJ do you know why NJ has so many toxic waste sites and Washington DC has so many lawyers? NJ got first choice.

They can Go:

Fuck Themselves
Take A Hike
Jump In A Lake
Away
Take A Flying Leap
Get Fucked
Peddle Their Papers Elsewhere
On
Eat A Bag Of Dicks
Listen To A Stevie Nicks Album
Jump In Front Of A Bullet

Heaven?

@Adirondackwannabe & @jonsblond LOL. I actually love living in Jersey: the shore is just ok – though Cape May is lovely – but the Pine Barrens and the Delaware Water Gap are really beautiful. My hatred of Camden is more of a Philadelphian expatriate sentiment.

@wildpotato I’ve stayed in NJ. The Pine Barrens and the Delaware Water Gap are so beautiful. I invite you to come to NYS and I’ll show you my namesake. It’s amazing.

@Adirondackwannabe Next summer, I’m there :)

Cool. Blue Mountian Lake is unbelievable, Lake Placid is even more unbelievable. My Avatar is shot from the balcony of the hotel I was in.

Suck on a shoe.

Same thing i say to theists, especially evangelicals: Fuck Off.

Go fuck yourself first came to my mind. Or, as the Italians would say vafanculo (or something close to that).

I don’t see why you can’t use go to hell with an atheist. It’s just an expression.

Purgatory

Oh go ahead and tell me to go to hell. I don’t care.

I don’t know but when my daughter (who is Christian) had a Hindu friend who said, “Jesus Christ,” she replied, “Holy Cow!”

@Blondesjon I’m going to make it my mission to use “Go listen to a Stevie Nicks album!” in conversation next week. Perjoratively, of course.

My dad’s favourite is “Go play on a motorway”.

Kiss ya granny’s fanny flaps!

Take a long walk off a short pier.

Stick your head up a dead bear’s bum

Telling an atheist to go to hell is as effective as telling a believer to go to hell. It is the emotion that counts, not the words.