Nsfw- What is the best response to the question "Are you trying to get in my pants?"?

No – I’m trying to get you out of them.

“Well you could start by buying me a drink”

Is the asker annoyed (“Are you trying to get in my pants???” [eyeroll, arms crossed]) or flirting (“Are you trying to get in my pants?” [smile, eye contact])?

@nikipedia I am a male and likely would not be perceptive enough to distinct body language in the field. I am going to need something that works both ways.

Long live the new flesh!

Hey, I like a lady that will approach me.

Yes

@Imadethisupwithnoforethought learn to read body language. If the answer is the first thing, you need to back the heck off.

@chyna Oh man.

@nikipedia Thank you. I most often hear this when I am drinking scotch and sitting down, so I think I am okay just staying where I am.

Is this a bar pick up? I think your answer might depend on whether that is all you are interested in; in getting into her pants, or if you might be happy with a night of flirtation, conversation and the company of a woman you are attracted to and would like to continue talking to to her, or maybe more that you would like to continue talking to her and enjoying her company after you’ve answered this question. Or else you might have to settle for “Oh, well, I guess I will just have to settle for watching them (her pants) as you walk away.”

@lillycoyote Are you trying to get into my pants?

What do you say to the hot guy who asks you that?

@Imadethisupwithnoforethought Well, I don’t think I’ve ever actually been asked that exact question buy a guy, hot or otherwise and my answer would depend on number of things. There’s a lot of nuance to these kinds of interchanges.

If he asked it in a flirty way, in a way that indicated that he might be interested, I might give him a coy answer like, I don’t know, my skills in this area are kind of rusty, like “I don’t know. I hadn’t really thought about it. Are you pants worth getting into?”

Or maybe I would give him a, hopefully, kind of flirty matter of fact answer like; “Yeah, pretty much, you interested?”

Or if he seemed not at all interested and was rebuffing me I might say something like “Yeah, I was trying to get into your pants but I’m over it.” And then walk away.

Oops, typo! Though “Buy-A-Guy” could be just the ticket right now.

I don’t think they would fit me…

I’d ask, well yeah. Is it working?

Nop, rectum.

No, i’m aiming to rip those fuckers off with my teeth.

With that perfect tight fit, I’m wondering how you managed to got into them.

They really are nice pants…

“Maybe, do you think I’d fit?”