[[NSFW] If you had the wildest and greatest sex with a clown then saw her in civilian wear and to you she was homely would that take away from the great memory you made?

I’m a sexy clown, Dammit! :)

sex is a lot more than just looks

If I had sex in a clown I would mostly be concerned with the fact that I was back on the meth.

In the first place, I am not having sex with a clown. This situation would never arise. I despise clowns, don’t get what they ever did for anyone or why they were ever popular. Fucking creepy ass things. No way one is getting into my bed, I’d literally have nightmares for years.

No. Beauty and booty are two different things in more than spelling and pronunciation. I love them both, but they are really different things. One doesn’t control the other for me.

I would only have sex with a female clown, or even a male clown, in my dreams and then it would be up to my dream self to determine how I felt about seeing her or him sans the clownhood.

And I am not going flag this, and, really, I try to be so good about not correcting people’s grammatical errors, really I do, but I swear @Hypocrisy_Central, even I have my limits, and the “then seen her,” in your question… I have answered your question, but I cannot look at the “then seen her” in your question again. It makes me want to poke my eyes out. Really. “then saw her” for the love of God!

Dude, why the hell would I just up and fuck some random clown? If I have a relationship with someone, chances are, or at least I like to believe, that I get to know them a little more before doing anything like that. So, if I’m in a relationship with someone, and they happen to be a clown for a circus or something, I would already know that, therefore, I would know what is behind the clown, long before I slept with them, and already be attracted to the person and who they really are. At least, as far as I could see or tell. But damn man, who just goes up to clowns and bangs them?

Oh yeah, baby! Fucking random clowns with masks on their faces. The rape of the masked clowns! Very famous painting. Soon to be made into a major motion musical starring, you guessed it, moi. Well, not moi, really. My penis stand-in will be doing most of the acting.

It’s an intellectual tour-de-force! Camus ain’t got nuthin’ on me! Think Nietzsche meets Debbie Does Dallas with Lyrics and Music by Rogers and Federer.

You have too much time on your hands Hypo!

@wundayatta LMAO that was fuckin funny. XD But that’s right, the only time random clown fucking would work would be in a porn flick…shit they have stuff with farmers and Lord of the Rings characters…why not clowns then?

@Symbeline Dude, why the hell would I just up and fuck some random clown? Who do people screw hot cheerleaders after the game in the back bedroom of an open house party or some random hot person they met in the club or at a rav? They got caught in a “moment” I guess.

@lillycoyote Don’t look at me I am an artist, not an intellectual, Spell Check missed it I blame Bill Gates.

@Symbeline “up and fuck some random clown” made me laugh out loud hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@Symbeline What if it was a sexy clown?? LOL

@Hypocrisy_Central Yeah but they’re not clowns, you’re asking about clowns, so I answered with clowns in mind.