NSFW - What will you say to help God with this problem?

Is it not obvious? I would tell him to go fuck himself. He is omnipotent, so I am sure he can do it easily.

You know, if anything even remotely like a God shows up and wants to talk to me, I highly doubt we are going to be talking about his sex life.

Mine? That’s another story.

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If She asked me, I’d say “Sit on my face and hump us to Heaven!”.

One word. Plastics.

I was thinking more extruded poly-styrene

Me? I wouldn’t know what to tell a god about their sex life. But I know someone who could; Xena!

@Blondesjon – I didn’t think you were old enough to know about plastics!!!

Maybe BDSM is worth looking into. I don’t know who God is dating, but it must be mind-blowing to get to tie up the almighty creator of the universe and make him your bitch.

@rooeytoo . . . I am wise beyond my years.

and quite a movie buff too

Who is god having sex with? Mortals?

God can’t be having sex with other gods, because monotheism says that there is only one god.

So if God is having sex with mortals – are they male or female humans?

Does God have the requisite body parts?

Does God produce semen?

Inquiring minds want to know?