[NSFW] Would you rather cuck a sock, or kick a lunt?

You have no idea how hard I had to resist modding this question for being too obscene. I know it’s not, but my mind keeps trying to tell me it is!

Punt my lunt and you’ll need a drain
to shunt the blood from your swollen brain.
Perhaps the nurse will cuck your sock
and join you in some pillow talk

I am all for the sock.

I’d rather wick your life.

I like to bang beaver….oh shit, that doesn’t quite work.

@augustlan Well chess me, my bild. I never meant this obstion to be quescene.

@Coloma A poem from Ron the Ag? It’s hilarious. Thanks.

@cookieman Cuck away, my friend.

@cookieman My life is yours to wick if you can convince the life she needs a wicking.

@ucme No, but methinks it’s an honest answer.

Fork spoonerisms.

… This is awesome.

I would suck your cock all day long.

I have no idea what to do with this quesiton.

Yes

@digitalimpression I see what you did there. Knifed right through my cover. Clever.

@AshLeigh Aww, or Awe…

@ragingloli You’d have to. It takes that long. Of course, in keeping with the great oral tradition of my people, I’d gladly luck your sussy for an equal length of time.

@syz You already did.

@BhacSsylan A man or woman after my own heart… or wherever lust comes from.

@ETpro
I meant of course the correct definition of cock

@ragingloli But of course, and I meant the correct definition of sussy, if you can suss it out.

I’m into licking and sucking, but I’m not going to say precisely what I like to lick and suck since I like to be free to improvise. However, I’ll say this for free: I have licked and sucked toes. Or should I say, I have sicked and tucked loes?

Druly Tisgusting…...............

@wundayatta Wick a lay, my frayward wiend.

@Shippy, Knod gows I try.

Lunt. Is how I would pronounce the word cunt while sucking milk from a MILF. : )

@ETpro It’s very sincere, although I don’t currently hold a hunting licence.

@augustlan I almost hit the button before I re-read it. Yikes!