Quick - without thinking - something just pissed you off - you curse...
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December 12th, 2012
Fuck!
Damn!
Shit!
What’s your favourite imprecation?
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motherfucker or stupid fuck. I have a potty mouth.
Fuck!
Unless it’s a mistake I made – Oh Shit!
What the hell???
or if it’s a person (especially in traffic) Ass hole!!
I am so glad people can’t hear what I say in traffic.)
I probably just say things like gaahh… mmmmmm… errrrrrrghhhhhh!
Recently, I’ve been saying, “Son of a bitch!”
This is mainly due to my soon-to-be-ex and his turncoat Christian mother who wrote off our 25 year connection when her son turned out to be a cheater and a liar who abandoned his disabled wife and left her with nothing. Yeah, I’m bitter.
Fuckin grenade up your ass!
@CardAngel Very appropriate. If I say son of a bitch it’s usually at the end of motherfucking.
I reserve “HOLY SHIT” or HOLY CRAP! for something that’s really good. “I can’t believe I just won the lottery, HOLY CRAP!”
@Judi , Did you just win the lottery, my buddy, my pal? :D
No, but a lot of good things are happening, and when I found out one of them “HOLY CRAP!” was about all I could say for 3 days.
@Judi , I’m so happy for you! Send some luck my way, please?
“Oh good golly gosh, dash it all & fiddlesticks!!”
Who the fuck am I kidding? Twattybollocks is my default approach to general piss-offery.
I say ‘Farfugnutten’ because it should be a cuss-word. Or son of a buck snort. Or Shite-zen.
I always end up cutting the end of my curse words off (maybe i’m self censoring?)
such as:
OH SHIIIIIII (Oh shit)
FUUUHHHHHHHH (Fuck)
SON OF UHHH (son of a bitch!) unless I am talking to a sibling, then it becomes
SON OF UHHH… GREAT MOM
Son of my mom!
Mother OF GOD!
Err my Gerdess!
Holy crap! is another for me too.
godammit!!
(yes, it’s uttered as though it were all one word)
Ffffuuuccckkkk! Or any variation of the word. My favorite use was during a heated argument with my husband many years ago. He had me so flustered that I said fucking fucker fucker fuck! It made us giggle and calm down because it was so silly.
FRAK!
I’ve been watching a lot of Battlestar Galactica lately.
God damn.
That covers most situations. There are some that do call for
Shit.
uttered feelingly and in a very low tone.
For the worst occasions, though, it’s
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I just say “Hey!”, guess I am the odd man out.
If something startles or scares me, the first thing out of my mouth is “Jesus Christ!” It’s like a knee-jerk reaction.
Damn, if it’s only minor. For very upsetting things I use Spanish curse words; Cabron is my favorite.
Fucking hell works for me.
Fuck , the most useful word there is. Though since now its around Christmas time I may say Naddafinga!
nsahekfjnkjsncjajfkadmljrwsnfalsdm;lk;WQKEKMFDM;LAL;FAF!
fucking ass monkey shit fuckers.
obviously.
fuck a duck… or holy shit angel.. or spindletreducken my new fave since its christmassy and work appropriate..
Honestly half the time I don’t know what will come out.. suddenly I remember where I am and one word becomes another.
“Damn it all to hell!” Which I picked up from my mom. That’s for somewhat frustrating things.
“Shitshitshitshitshit!” when I hurt myself, usually in the kitchen.
“God bless America and all the tiny little ships at sea!” when I’m in a situation where something has gone wrong and I’m trying not to swear.
OH NO (for a spill or such)
Did you SEE that! (for a driving thing).
OWOWOWOW NEED HELP (when my grandson dropped a heavy board on my finger)
Generally, I try to avoid getting really angry, and the standard swear words are not in my vocabulary.
Fuck, but it sounds more like FFAAAAHHHHHHKKKKKKK!
With clenched jaw, I usually growl through my teeth,
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
Are you fucking kidding me? is my go-to.
My son died on Galaga yesterday. He shouted “For FUCK’S SAKE!”
I think I need to amend my answer
In all fairness, level five on Galaga is quite an achievement for a four year old. I’d have been pissed, too.
Oh man damn Galaga…level five is an achievement for me, too. XD
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