Anyone got any strange, or funny or good Christmas lunch/day stories?

One Christmas, we invited a few people around for a luncheon, one was a fitness trainer. While I was dishing each persons plate up, the trainer asked “Can I have the white meat?”.

I said of course.

She proceeded to take ALL the white meat, even putting some in tin foil to take home later. We were left with the legs and brown meat. People are strange?

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