Did you know scientists finally figured out what went wrong in the Mayan doomsday prophecies?

…but I’ve already hung up my new Mayan Calendar for the new cycle…

I’m sorry, but I prefer my onions cooked.

…and the new doomsday falls on a Tuesday. What kind of world ends on Tuesday?

We just didn’t recognize Santa Claus without his clothes on, I guess.

@Tachys The kind that wants to make you live through one last Monday before letting you go.

I thought Charlton Heston had already died?

@ETpro Nice. I love theonion.com If the onion was for real, they’d be (to quote “My Cousing Vinny”) “Dead on balls accurate.”

@Self_Consuming_Cannibal Ain’t it the truth. It’s a Mad Mad World when humorous fiction it truer than the news.

What? I thought they discovered another chamber below that contradicted the readings from the first chamber. Ok, I didn’t watch the video so sorry if I just said something stupid. : )

@mazingerz88 Watching the video is what this is all about. Ya gotta watch to play.

@ETpro Amen to that.

@ETpro Ha ha…that video explains it all quite thoroughly. Thanks. I knew those Mayans discovered and drank and/or sniffed strong substances other than chocolate or coffee. : )