[NSFW] Do you have a Willy Wonker?
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January 6th, 2013
A friend of mine jokingly said to me the other day, that my vagina should have a name (long story!), to which I replied she has! It’s Valerina Vulvatitis. But of course she hasn’t, it just sort of came to me.
In the past one of my partners, called his penis Henry? And my parts Martha. (Maybe Henry and June would have been more appropriate!) When I was little it was called, my Thingy, or my Thingy down there. Which didn’t show much imagination on my parents part I admit. It sounds kind of scary? Like a little monster lurking in my panty’s, but I digress.As well as many a true words said in jest!
Does having a name for it, as an adult secure it with its own stylist, address book and personality? Even perhaps social life?
Care to share any of your favorite nick names for your nether regions? Or ones you have used on others in the past!
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I just call mine Kitty. I refer to my husband’s third leg as “The General.”
I am aware of various names that have been used for the male parts, but I would like to point out that I do not go around using them personally. These names include the likes of tadger, pork sword, pink cigar, nads, chucks, and the bobby.
I am sure more of them will come back to me later so expect another post at some point.
@WillWorkForChocolate In fits of giggles, imagining it is maybe the helmet? loll. As well as standing to attention. OK, that was TMI on my part.!!
@Shippy I tell him that he needs to send The General and his troops in to invade my southern territories before Kitty declares war. Hehehehe!
When I was a kid, I called my vagina a “peachie” and penises “pee-pees”. When my husband was young, they called it either a “monkey” (vagina) or “worm” (penis).
I don’t have a name for it now. I stick to “vag” or “cooter” and I usually refer to a penis as a “wang” (mature, I know). When my husband and I were younger, we used to call his penis “Sargeant” and we still do on occasion.
My wife refers to my member as my “penis”.
Mine was ” rosebud” for years. haha
@Coloma
Until it wilted, I presume.
Pastullio. We’re big fans of Invader Zim.
Foghorn Leghorn, because it’s a big cock that keeps on repeating!
The wife’s I like to call my li…...OWWWWW!!!
Sorry about that, apparently i’m not allowed to say, I now have a tom & jerry bump forming on top of my head :¬(
@ragingloli Haha…very funny!
What about you? Raging shrinkage? lol
I named my boobs Huginn and Muninn.
There’s no name big enough for mine. I dare not show it to my wife, because she tends to get dumbstruck in awe. Once I was at a nudist camp, but they asked me to leave because the women were fainting when they saw me. Anyway, my point is that women cannot retain consciousness long enough to give mine a name if they see it.
@zensky So it’s the small dark Lord with multiple personalities?
@zensky Does it tip-toe through tulips? :)
Sure my man-piece is sometimes referred to as the “giant redwood” and sometimes “Turk” short for “Turkish Knight.”
I nicknamed my wife’s “happy place” Heinz. Don’t worry it’s not something related to that happy time of the month women have. It’s a reference to the the old Hienz ketchup slogan. “The best things in life come to those who wait.”
She made me wait to hit it, but man it was worth it!
The Baby Bear.
it’s just right.
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