Superman has kryptonite, you have...

Back scratches.

a bad knee.

Cats.

Sexy tendo Achilles

Marina’s bad knee plus one of my own.

A mezuzzah

Women.

a chrome dome.

Just the pants, no cape, but at least I can borrow a phone box even if there is no door on it.

A redheaded woman with legs up to her armpits. Not just any redheaded woman either, just this one particular one.

meetings

Men (SFW)

Boobies

Well apparently you have a dark lord midget with multiple personalities…..but that’s old news now so I’ll stop that.

I have Jack Daniels. Two doubles of that on an empty stomach is likely to knock anyone for six. That said, I am partial to a JD and coke on the rocks every once in a while.

A hole where the rain gets in
And stops my mind from wandering
Where it will go
~Lennon–McCartney

Love.

Mary Jane

@bookish1 I love how you can literally find an XKCD comic relevant to every conversation

@Hawaii_Jake wtf did I just watch….

dog-mania

@uberbatman It’s Turkish oil wrestling and makes me smile.

Now Jakey…

Now zensky…it’s your question. I’m answering truthfully. :-P

Go ahead. Have your way with me. But be quick.

@Hawaii_Jake what exactly is the point? I mean is it like normal wrestling but oiled up? Cause I saw a lot of hands going down pants :P

@uberbatman I honestly don’t know. I found the video today by chance. :-P I’ve honestly never seen it before.

Why are you two sticking your tongue out all the time?

@zensky You’re one to talk! :-P

Jello.

My kryptonite? It’s, ummm… kryptonite.

also my wife’s french maid outfit

Tell us more, @filmfann and pics or it never happened.

Logic.

I have no weaknesses. I’m awesome.

Course, if Beyonce answered she’d probably say cellulite, seeing as though it’s highly unlikely that she will, I shall answer in her stead…i’m going for crayons.

Beyonce has no cellulite and is one of the most stunning women in the world.

The cellulite comments are what make women anorexic.

I say leave that shit alone.

@Symbeline Course you do. Pillow virus. : )

@zensky You mean go beyondce?

I meant from being pregnant, climb off ya soapbox mister!
Nowt wrong with stretch marks anyway, kind of like a “birthmark”, shows how much effort all those wonderful mothers put in.

You can call it a soapbox but it’s serious stuff. I was listening to Karen Carpenter the other day… seriously – it’s time men shut the fuck up about weight. What if your daughter got all self-conscious and became bolemic and anorexic?

Now you’re preaching to the coverted fella, it was but a mere gag, a throw away line, because it rhymed with kryptonite more than anything else.
Hey, this reminds of the good old early days on here when we’d go toe to toe, I still have the blisters…happy days.

Gotcha.

Okay, where’s the fucking cameras? Smile, you’re on candid ca…now there’s a blast from the past!.