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Boring question #21: Which is a worse beat down?

Asked by Hypocrisy_Central (26879points) January 8th, 2013

When it comes to butt kicking it is worse to:
• Be beat like you stole something.
• Get beat into the middle of the week after next.
• Be beat like the dog the red-headed stepchild brought home.
• Have your a** kicked up one side of the street and down the other touching every car bumper along the way?

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josie's avatar

Couldn’t tell you. I would never allow any of those to happen.
But if I had to choose, I would say the first one. It is particularly unjust.
The others could happen if I got unlucky in picking my fights. Not likely to happen, but who knows?

mazingerz88's avatar

B and D. Can’t think of a better metaphorical way of describing pain infliction than B and quite literally with D.

FutureMemory's avatar

Is this while wearing jeggings, or a mini skirt?

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

^^ Try the mini, it will make for more dramatic affect. ^^

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

I once had my ass kicked into next week, does that count?

I wasn’t wearing a mini, though.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

^^ Was that the worse beat down you received, and did you beat anyone as badly? ^^

gailcalled's avatar

Have someone throw a lemon morang
pie in my face.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

@Hypocrisy_Central Yes, that was the one and only time I was ever “beaten down” and I once tore up a bully bitch who tried to kill me.

Berserker's avatar

What would suck is if someone ripped out my ribs, beat me with them until I had arthritis in my eyeballs, and then yanked my intestines out my ears and raped me up the ass with them.

Pachy's avatar

The worst beatdowns I’ve received in my life were spiritual, not physical.

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