Maybe NSFW - Which part will you give aliens access to?

That depends… Do I get to know what they will be probing with beforehand?

Depends on what they give me in return. In principle, nothing is off limits.

@bookish1 I was thinking more about asking them if I could get a copy of the results. : )

Can I tell them to shove it up their own ass if they have one?

If I’m going to live to tell the tale, have at you. I’ll make a mint off the film rights.

Nose.

Deviated septum – the joke’s on them.

How deep will they be probing?

@mazingerz88 I’d say the NEITHER region.

Is it a sexy alien we are talking about here as surely that would make a difference?

It will be when the movie’s made.

I’m thinking Benedict Cumberbatch.

First the alien would have to accept my terms. Those would be that I get first dibs and I get to probe it’s ass with my foot and it’s face with my fist. Then we’d see if it was still interested.

unless these aliens come from Planet Colin Firth, in which case they can probe whatever they want

My arse when I shit down their necks.

You would think as aliens they would have the probing technology of a needle injection into the arm, but for some reason we have crafted this idea that all aliens have an ass fetish.

It’s strictly probing? I was hoping for a tentacle that liked to stroke, especially if it had neat ticklish hairs.

I’d want to be sure my insurance covered it.

But to answer the question, I’d like them to probe my left foot and cure my plantar fasciitis…

Yo, aliens can suck my dick.

@Pachyderm_In_The_Room : Good answer! I would ask them to probe my pancreas…

If they promised to introduce me to Scully and Mulder, they could have my ass no problem.