What else could Gandalf have said?

Last chance to get THE FUCK OFF MY BRIDGE.

“It’s just a flesh wound.” The Black Knight from Monty P.

Ava vanle!

That was the nerd answer – simply “Don’t you pass!” in Elvish.

@Seek_Kolinahr You don’t want to speak the language of Mordor here?

The Black Tongue? Ick. Hard syllables. It’s worse than German and Klingon.

Bitch, I will cut you!

“I don’t want to be cross, but you seriously suffer from a bad case of halitosis….
I mean, man, use a toothbrush once in a while.”

Du kommst hier net rein!

No cash accepted in this lane.

“WHAT… is your favourite colour?”

“Oh look guys, it’s an old flame of mine, ain’t he a cutie though? Bally darling, listen, they’re playing our song…looking for some hot stuff baby this evening…”

@glacial Blue! No…aaaahhhhhhhhh!

This is not the bridge you’re looking for.

Fuck outta here, goddamn!

Bro, seriously, I’m so gonna tase you…

I am NOT into whips!

Motherfucker! Is Gandalf gonna have to choke a bitch?

Come at me, bro!