@“WillWorkForChocolate”:\http://www.fluther.com/155004/wtf-did-you-know-that-thousand-islands-dressing-isnt-actually-made/#quip2642781 Great. You’re one to those marketing types. Let’s smoke ‘em. Oh wait, that would mean rolling them up in some rolling paper, and inhaling the bastards. Scratch that.
@“janbb”: and @wundayatta Russian dressing had me fooled. Here it was nice and blood-and-flesh in color.
@mazingerz88 Ant the Marketing Mumbo Jumbo winner for 2012 is… Faux “News”!
@tups Good one. And as a dedicated chocoholic, I feel so cheated.
@zensky Absolutely. Who is Heinz and what part of him/her is the 57th?
@“elbanditoroso“http://www.fluther.com/155004/wtf-did-you-know-that-thousand-islands-dressing-isnt-actually-made/#quip2642902 The very least you would expect is for a new nose to drop out of the squeeze bottle now and then.
@janbb You drop those and get new ears? Maybe so, as penguin ear aren’t all that obvious, but do real penguin ears drop out of those ear drop bottles?
@elbanditoroso “Hear! Hear!” That actually happening will depend on @janbb getting those new ears.
@blueiiznh So we have George Boldt and the Waldorf-Astoria to thank for Thousand Island Dressing, even there isn’t one single island in the bottle.
And yes, I am coming to depend on those comfortable Tiddy Bears. I don’t have much tiddy to speak of, but with tidy bear nearby, they are growing on me.
How do those Aspray pocket sprays work to eliminate all those hot, sexy orders, replacing them with the delights of chemical waste dumps?
@YARNLADY No cheese, no Americans and no Bob Kraft. What a disappointment.
@tedibear Girls scout cookies with no Girl Scouts inside I can live with. The kids are too young to eat anyway. No Americans in there? What’s left.