The Jelly Below Me - Part 46?

TJBM wanted to be first on the new thread

He he yes I did
TJBM is totally jealous now!

“It is not love that is blind, but jealousy.” – Lawrence Durrell

The jelly below me is in a great mood today.

Yep, but it’s bed time boo!
TJBM Is day dreaming and looking out of the window

True.
Tjbm is sick.

No sicker than usual. No. I’m fine.
TJBM prefers coffee with flavored cream.

False, plain cream is fine.
TJBM is an insomniac

Zzzzzzzzz, zzzzzz, gnrrGGr…
TJBM thinks we will never reach 500 replies.

I most certainly do! We did it before so we can do it again.
The Jelly below me enjoys listening to contemporary jazz.

There’s contemporary Jazz, I love the old stuff maybe I should branch out a little.
The Jelly below me dearly needs a day off from work.

True, I need a holiday
TJBM slipped on ice walking to school _

False! It’s over 50 degrees where I live.

TJBM is a terrible liar.

True, I never bother because I always fail.
TJBM is in a cuddly mood… (HUG)

I am always willing to take a hug from you, @MilkyWay!

The jelly below me thinks mollusks are fascinating.

Steamed clams and mussels.

TJBM is going out to a birthday party for ADULTS this wekend.

True

tjbm is planning a vacation

False.. unless by vacation you mean conference in Boston
TJBM has a nipple piercing.

NO O_O I have a number of piercings in my ears, but that’s as far as I’d go.

TJBM hung out with friends today.

Not true. I get to hang out with friends about 3 times a year, and not today.

TJBM is considering changing their political affiliation to Independent.

nope
This is how TJBM does his birthdays.

Hell yeah, I mean, I love macaroni cheese, my grandfather’s last name is Jenkins, and I like a nice fire! Not to mention naps, they’re the best.

TJBM likes Elmo from Sesame Street.

Umm, false. Never watched that show, never liked it. I was so creeped out when my younger sister developed an obsession with Elmo at age 4 (I was 8). Thankfully, she got over it in less than a year.

TJBM also wishes they had come to Part 46 earlier!

Couldn’t be truer! I was lurking around waiting for this and almost missed it!
TJBM thinks that by part 50 this should finally draw to a close!

False
TJBM hs listened to Colbie Caillat

False, or at least not that I am aware of.

TJBM is going to bed in 62 minutes

Hell no, I should be in bed already. I have to be on campus in 12 hours O_O

TJBM is a connoisseur of snacks.

Yes. You could say I’m something of an expert. ; )

TJBM has read a book in the last week.

True.
Tjbm is a speedy reader.

Fuck yeah. I’m all like, the Roadrunner, beep beeping books, left and right.

TJBM believes that the best swordsmen are the ones that are blind.

Listen for your opponents next move grasshopper.

TJBM has been eating waaay too many carbs and needs to stop

Not true. I keep losing weight no matter what I eat. male puberty has some upsides! I probably need to cut down on the fiber, haha…

TJBM would like to dance the horizontal tango.

if only
TJBM want to read the Alabama state constitution.

No thanks.

TJBM wants all boring people to die

Nope. “Boring” is in the eye of the beholder.

TJBM is having a good day.

It just started. 7 AM here :|
Tjbm is wearing boots today.

I wear my Docs each and every day.

TJBM is having trouble getting started today.

True. I am exhausted but, soldier on! :-)

TJBM is an idea person

So much of an idea person, that I forget to tie my shoes sometimes. I’ll make a great absent-minded professor.

TJBM would like to take a dip in @Coloma‘s hot tub. (Minus the goose poop.)

I’m always up for a tubby moment, no goose,come on over!

TJBM is fighting internally between caving to their hedonistic side and maintaining discipline

@bookish1 LOL…me too!

Yes, actually. I just never phrased it like that before.

TJBM is rooting for the 49ers in the Super Bowl.

Oh, is that one of the teams that’s playing in the Super Bowl? ~

TJBM is getting back on their feet.

False, just sitting here in my office chair.

TJBMhasabrokenspacebar.

True! It is randomlystickyandIhavetoalwayschecktobesurethe s-p-a-c-e manifests after the keystroke.

TJBM’s computer is 4 years old

Not the one I’m using now, but I do have computers at least that old.
TJBM saves their data on cassettes.

False. I am a live on the edge type, it could all be wiped out at any minute. lol

TJBM gets regular body work, massages

False.

TJBM enjoys having his/her toes sucked.

Um..no, thank you. But I like massages!

TJBM is expecting a visitor at their home today.

True, my gardener is coming to clean my yard and my massage therapist is coming for an hour massage and a little happy brownie fixins’. It’s a good day.

TJBM has a gardener to do the hardcore yard stuff

nope
TJBM thinks that @Coloma‘s gardner’s name is Jesus.

Haha..false. His name is Scott.

TJBM knows a Scott

I do not know a Scott.

TJBM likes Dylan Thomas.

I have a feeling I’m showing my age (or lack thereof), but… Who’s Dylan Thomas?

TJBM had a good day today. I did! I got 100% on a test I was really dreading. I am SO done with that!

Decent.
Tjbm likes to cuddle.

Oh how true

TJBM likes to cuddle with they’re SO but their teddy bear will do in a pinch!

I’m a cuddle slut, baby. I’ll cuddle with anyone. But no cuddles for me of late. I have a stuffed elephant I’ve been cuddling recently…

TJBM knows it’s time.

Now I do! Pretty good!

TJBM will show us their face I’ll show you mine if you show me yours

True

TJBM would love some chocolate right now.

I just pigged out on some earlier, so I’ve hit my quota for the day.

TJBM would love some PIZZA right now!

Oh yes, please. I MUST go grocery shopping tomorrow, I have been procrastinating and am down to extreme weirdness. lol

TJBM has had a bloody nose recently

@livelaughlove21 Darling picture, love the impish grin!

I haven’t.
Tjbm learned a very bad secret today…

Nope.

TJBM needs a big bad hug.

No, I am delightful. But hugs are always nice anyway.

TJBM thinks today is a wonderful day!!

Waiting for snow in North Carolina, think I will stay in the house. (They drive at 75 mph in snow, because they need to get home, because the driving is dangerous.)

TJBM knows how to drive in the snow and ice. (Turn into the skid)

Yep! I just got my license in December, and winter driving is a mandatory part of driver’s ed here in Minnesota.

TJBM isn’t ready for the week to be over. I’m not.

I don’t think that much about that kind of stuff. Times goes, what can you do about it? There’s always more time as long as you’re alive.

TJBM knows time.

No, I am an historian and I have never understood time.

TJBM is going to do ALL THE WORK today.

Yes, I am. Right after I play awhile first. :-)

TJBM has 40 lbs.of blankets and covers on their bed

Not quite 40lbs..unless I get it wet..I think our winter feather-bed weighs about 40lbs when wet!

TJBM thinks TGIF!

False, I don;t work Fridays so it’s just another day. lol

TJBM would like to say ”Good morning! to the TJB them

Good morning, TJMB. :)
Tjbm loves the stars.

True.

TJBM speaks. Like. This. Often.

In real life, yes, but not in print. It drives me crazy.

TJBM is cold.

Yes, it’s snowing outside!

TJBM needs to do laundry.

False, I just finished mine! Woohoo!

The jelly below me has more than 10 teddy bears.

Zero teddy bears but an 18 lb. cat that is great to snuggle with

TJBM has just posted an ad on Craigslist for a zany scheme ( heh..I can’t wait to see what kind of replies I get!)

No, but damn, that is a GOOD idea??
TJBM has that good idea?

I do. I am an idea factory. @Shippy It’s a creative work potentiality, nothing unsavory, but fun, funny and clever and I am hoping to get some hits. :-)

TJBM is a schemer and a dreamer

Well yes I am, but not unsavory whats the point.. sigh!
TJBM likes the unsavory idea loll

At times yes, have to have unsavory to appreciate savory. lol

TJBM is waiting for their morning oatmeal to cool off. fuck…molten oats in my throat!

No, I’m on the other coast, and trying to get my work done so I can take a break and eat lunch. Chinese leftovers fuck yeah

TJBM would like to share some of my fried rice.

Man, I would. :D

TSBM has special weekend plans.

False.

TJBM likes the font Webdings.

True but I have a sneaky suspicion I couldn’t write a bestseller in it.

TJBM has a secret crush on a pop star even though they should know better

Haha, false…I am crushless in the moment

TJBM will tell us what flavor of Jam or jelly they have in their fridge

Sugar free strawberry Smuckers, baby!
Also, my jar of discount generic brand 3 euro Nutella… It makes me too melancholic to eat it though.

TJBM feels like a nap but must keep on truckin…

True. I am truckin’ to the grocery store soon…I hate grocery shopping but I is hungry.

TJBM would like to hug my giant kitty “Myles” in my avatar

YES. He looks all soft and cuddly. :D

TSBM owns a war horse.

Erm no, would a straw horse do?
TJBM Is getting into Friday celebration mood!

does taking a snooze count?
TJBM is sleepy.

Kinda. pillows!

TSBM likes Winter.

PILLOWS

Eh, I can handle winter, but I am a tropical fellow deep down.

TJBM has a funny pair of pajamas they will tell us about.

Funny haha or funny weird? ; )

tjbm is a serendipper

I do love a great moment of serendipity yes.

TJBM loves to mess with people and see their reactions

Totally it can be hilarious…..
TJBM Agrees

Oh I do agree as you can often see quite a lot of knicker twisting going on.

TJBM hates twisted knickers.

Not if they are around my ankles loll
TJBM Is totally stalking me

I will move out from behind that fake bush to answer yes.

TJBM is used to being stalked

Only by farm animals. She who brings the apples is stalked by jackasses.

TJBM is having an IPA ” Red Hook” ale right now Eeee…quite a bite to this brew

Nah! haven’t drank since 1988 sorry!
TJBM Is tired…

Meh….not really, I’ve been keeping a decent bedtime schedule lately

TJBM is having chinese chicken salad for dinner

nope. salad hater
TJBM wants to lie down in a cow pasture.

LoL False. Why for would I wanna go n do that?

tjbm is a silly willy

That could be true, indeed
TJBM feels like a juicy steak

False. I feel like a soft n curvy female ; )

tjbm likes picnics and flying kites in the park

True. I love picnics and make the best food for them

TJBM lives near a lot of beautiful wilderness trails

I do indeed, loads :) some junglesque, some more woody, some near streams
TJBM Would like to visit a trail with me?

Yes!! But only if you promise to keep the crocodiles at bay.

TJBM has seen a crocodile/alligator in real life.

Oh many. There are several lagoons here, with tiny signs beware of the crocs. Yes, they are wild and free, and many do fall victim to them.
TJBM is horrified lol

Every day.
Tjbm would marry themself.

True and false. I live in mountain lion territory and had one stalking me in my undies one night.
It was staring at me behind the goose barn.0-O
At least crocs are slow, these cats will sit on your roof and wait for dinner to pop out on the patio. lol

TJBM has had an intense wildlife encounter

I’ve been in a leaky wooden canoe in India, in a river full of crocodiles. That’s one day I won’t forget.

TJBM needs to clean up.

True but I’m opting to fluther instead : )

tjbm enjoys a good nerf shoot-out

Oh yes,and squirt guns, squirt guns are the BEST!

TJBM is hot and cold and hot fucking hot flashes lol

I have a fever, so yes.
Tjbm also has a fever.

False and I’m so sorry you do @AshLeigh : ( hope you feel better soon!

tjbm has or had a hot date tonight

Is that an offer, @Ela? ;)
Tjbm would go on a hot date with Ela.

False- I wouldn’t want her to catch my Beiber fever!

TJBM is done crafting their response.

@AshLeigh You betcher booty it is gorgeous!!

tabm is a budger butt : P … beiber fever? LoL pishaw!

tjbm is a budger butt too!

Mmmm…I have morphed the last couple o’ years from a tight ass to a goose butt. lol

TJBM is a galloping gourmet

No, I have never eaten horse.

TJBM has a tummy ache.

Nope. The only complaint I have right now is my jaw/teeth. I had a real meal this evening though – hurrah!

TJBM is going to have fun tomorrow. My older brother, SIL and niece are coming over. :)

I am, well..I have a in home massage at 11:30 and then, in my boneless state I am going to make a pot of my killer spaghetti sauce. :-)

TJBM has a wallet full of ATM receipts to record

False. Online and mobile banking makes balancing my checkbook paperless. I opt out of getting a receipt in the rare event that I go to the ATM.

TJBM is putting off something important.

Short term, BLAST TEH NOTION, WARRIAH!!

Long term…aye.

TSBM likes wolves.

Nope. What does T_S_BM stand for?

TJBM has errands they need to do today.

False, did them all yesterday so today I am going nowhere

TJBM is up with the roosters

nope, my ideal wake-up time is after 7am.
TJBM drives on the left side of the road.

Not on purpose. lol

TJBM drives like a little old lady brakes flashing every 3 seconds because…OMG, it’s scary on this long, straight road with a speed limit of, oh my gosh..40mph!

Never! I’m the one in the racing car, on your tail, bullying you off the fast lane
TJBM Needs a long break

That would be nice, yes. Preferably some place beautiful and warm.

TJBM has someone special on their mind.

Usually.

TJBM needs caffeine.

Done with the coffee, just had oatmeal and yogurt and I now have 15 minutes to prep for my massage. Goooo Coloma, 3 minute shower power. lol

TJBM is waiting on a visitor

I am, actually! My adorable niece is visiting! (Oh yeah, and my brother and SIL~)

TJBM has homework to do.

TSBM; the squishy below me

Nope, no homework. Got stuff I should be doing, but no actual homework.

TSBM believes that huge, evil sandworms are REAL.

Only when Beetlegeuse is around.

The jelly below me has never seen Beetlejuice. (How sad!)

Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! <slaps hand over mouth>
I haven’t seen it in forever! Good flick.

tjbm has never been to a drive-in movie

False. Love going to the drive-in. The have the bestest swing sets too.

Tjbm is going to see a movie in the theatre this weekend.

false
TJBM is going to install Win95 onto their computer.

Not me. I’ve got a fresh copy of Win 3.11 for Work groups. ~ ~

TJBM remembers using 3.11 or 3.1

False, I dunno anything about most programs. I have Vista on my lap top that is all I know. lol

TJBM is making a big, delicious, pot of spaghetti sauce tonight

It’s 01.21 am here, so not right now.

TJBM plays guitar.

nope
TJBM is wondering why @tups is still doing up.

Nah. Plenty of people stay up late like that. I would, if I were talking to Mr. Wonderful. Oh, how I miss him…

TJBM is also missing someone.

I miss the person he was.
TJBM Never heard of James Dean.

So false. This girl loves her some James Dean!

TJBM is a rebel without a cause.

Haha, in some ways yes.

TJBM has seen Django Unchained I am seeing it on Tues. I hear it’s amazing!

No, I am skeptical. But I’ll be interested to hear what you think, @Coloma.

TJBM needs a drink. Or maybe just a hug.

Both.
Tjbm is annoyed with someone.

My cat. She’s dug her claws in and now they will be chopped off.

TJBM wants to be teleported to willy wonka’s chocolate factory.

Nah…i will just take the wonkavator.

Tjbm has bathed in chocolate

No way. That would gross me out.
The Jelly below me likes warm showers.

@rosehips Don’t declaw your cat, she’ll be defenseless :(

I like hot steamy showers with a shot of cold at the end..

I cut her nails with clippers like I cut my own. It causes arthritis in cats shoulders to declaw.

TJBM loves juicy strawberries but not as much as mangoes.

True. Mmm…

TJBM would like some of the fruit salad containing strawberries, mangoes, green grapes, pineapple, and peaches I’m currently conjuring up in my head. With a squeeze of lemon juice mixed in. Yum!

Sounds great @livelaughlove21! I live for fruit. When I lived in Florida I would often make fruit salad with mango, pineapple, green grapes, star fruit, and passion fruit. (All but the grapes grown in my backyard.)

TJBM fain would lie down.

What’s a fain? Do fains need to lie down?

TJBM wants to know why fains lie down

True. What’s a fain? dictionary dot com here i come!

tjbm is a walking dictionary

True-ish
I hold my own with a decent vocabulary.

TJBM will not go away until they learn what a fain is

damn-it janet! True.

tjbm will tell me what a fain is! please!

Yes. It means to be compelled or disposed.
Lord Randall was disposed to lie down because his lover had poisoned him.

TJBM wants to listen to @Coloma‘s improv radio show (when she gets it on the local station!)

wow… poor fella. fain is a sucky word : (

True! I’ll stream it. Or better yet I’ll go n move in with her and Merwyn (or w/e the lil quackers name is) for a bitto bit : )

tjbm wants to raod trip to @Coloma‘s with me!!

True, I’m always ready for a road trip

TJBM want to hitch a ride on the plane with us

Nah – driving is my preferred mode of transportation. I absolutely adore small towns. Someday, I’m going to take a road trip of random acts of kindness, leaving behind me a wake of people wondering “why?”. I’ll go through small towns all over America, and the one that I can’t get out of my head and my heart – that’s where I’m meant to be.

TJBM has lost sight of their hopes and dreams.

Last week I did, today I am focused again :)
TJBM Has a huge ironing pile to get through

Pffft. I don’t even own an iron.
Tjbm doesn’t own anything that ever needs ironed.

True. Nothing a tumble in the dryer won’t fix.

TJBM has a bad habit of not removing clothes from the dryer right when they’re done.

Sometimes, mostly just bedding and PJ’s, who cares if your PJ’s are wrinkled? lol

TJBM is wearing green

Blue, pink, blue… Nope, nothing green.

TJBM forgets their ring next to the sink.

False. I no longer wear rings since it lead to hand surgery.

TJBM can name at least 30 European countries without consulting a book or the web.

Oh my….with some thought, perhaps.

TJBM can name 10 species of birds that live in tropical climates

Nope.

TJBM has a fear of needles.

far from it being a regular blood donor

tjbm always looks on the brighter side of life

I am afraid not.

TJBM has a worried mind.

Sometimes. I lean towards anxiety..but I’m mellowing with old age. ;)

TJBM has children who have anxiety.

My daughter is a little OCD, it comes from her dads side of the family. She inherited their OCD and crooked teeth and my wit, brains and humor. I always knew I was the superior contributor to her DNA. lol

TJBM is a feisty little thing

Can be… :)

TJBM needs to be more productive.

Not today, mayhaps tomorrow.

tjbm needs to eat less produce

Probably.
Tjbm needs to eat more produce.

I certainly do. I am going grocery shopping today and I made a list adding more produce because I always think that I don’t have enough in my diet.
The Jelly Below me eats a balanced diet.

I try to. I don’t want my plate tipping over by putting the popcorn and air-puffed Cheetos on the same side, and the steak and mashed potatoes on the opposite. ;-)

TJBM wonders what happened to KateTheGreat.
IIRC, one of her last posts said that she had cancer, but I think she exaggerated sometimes.

not really
TJBM is looking for fresh blood.

False, but I am looking for some bloody relaxation

TJBM has had a krazy day

False. Just crappy…

tjbm had a great day

False, just krazy

Tjbm reads magazines from back to front

Sometimes, why not? :-)

TJBM wants to play Jeopardy with the jelly below them

That depends. I love gameshows, but if it is someone who is wicked smart then no way! I’d make a fool of myself. Not as much as Alex Trebek did, but still, it’d be humiliating.
The Jelly below me thinks they know more general trivia than me.

Probably not.

TJBM is thirsty.

True. Running to the fridge for some water right now!

tjbm is taking a bubble bath?!

Nope. At our house we take Japanese style ofuro at our house (and now it’s early morning here – and we bathe before bedtime).

TJBM is giving a presentation today.

Thankfully, no.

TJBM scored near 2300 on the SATs it’s on my mind

False. I believe I scored an 1810.

TJBM needs coffee, STAT.

6:24 a.m.in California and just poured my 2nd cup. Totally out of it over here. lol

TJBM is totally out of it

I’m listening to Stephanie Miller, so other than that I think I am totally out of it.

TJBM thinks Stephanie Miller is a terrific radio host.

Yes, she is a wonderful person.
TJBM will miss seeing her on TV.

I don’t know who she is, so no.

TJBM has written a poem in the past week.

True.
Tjbm has a dog.

TJBY had a dog.

TJBM knows who the artist is, that painted the warped watch in @tups avatar.

I do , I do it’s Salvador Dali (I think)
TJBM Agrees!

I usually do agree. (It is Salvador Dali, BTW)

TJBM is an optimist. :0)

Some days I am, some days I am not…...
TJBM Is looking for a kitten for a pet

Nope. Just adopted a puppy and, in addition to our cat and my husband, that’s enough animals in the house for now.

TJBM has an intense hatred for loud chewers.

Yes!

TJBM would like strawberries with a lot of whipped cream.

Sounds good!

TJBM likes pineapple on their pizza

No! it’s chilli’s all the way!
TJBM Now feels like a pizza and wish they had not read this

I’ve been feeling like pizza all day, but now it’s pretty late and I should go straight to bed. So that’s what I’m gonna do.

TJBM is going to bed, too.

As usual, I would love to take a nap to hide from the pile of books on my sofa, but I must bravely confront 2 more tonight.

TJBM wants someone to tell them everything is going to be OK !

Sure, as long as it’s someone who is qualified to tell me that.

TJBM has seen a person that has a strong resemblance to someone else of a different sex.

I saw this dude that looked like Mayim Bialik’s identickle twin bro! ;-o

Actually, yes. My daughter had fraternal twins last Thursday. A boy and a girl. And they each look a LOT like each other! This is going to be interesting.

TJBM wonders how a person can work so hard, and try to do all the right things, and still keep getting knocked down, over and over again. wah.

:(
Tjbm will give Dutchess a hug.

@livelaughlove21 That’s the exact same SAT score that I got!

TJBM hears someone banging on something outside right now

Huga-buga @Dutchess_III !!

False. It’s snowing out atm. Very peaceful and serene.

tjbm is feeling very content

Not really. I’m not uptight or anything, I just have things to do right now that I don’t want to.
The Jelly below me knows that @Dutchess_III tries, even though others may not notice it.

I love that song!
True

TJBM has noticed this question has become a ghost in a ghost town the last few days

Oh wow, it has.

TJBM knows how to revive it!

True. We need Gospel singers lol

TJBM is having tacos for dinner

No tacos tonight.

TJBM has guests coming this week end. Two grandsons for Saturday night.

nope
TJBM would use a church Wi-Fi for unchurchlike activities.

Nope.

TJBM is watching a good movie tonight.

I watched Pitch Prfect earlier… Not really a great movie.
Tjbm is going to bed.

No, I just got up :(

TJBM is a B-person.

What’s a B person? Yes, I suppose, as my last name begins with “B”.
,
TJBM is an alpha bitch

@Coloma A B-person is someone who likes to go to bed late and get up late, an A-person is someone who likes to go to bed early and get up early.

I definitely can be.

TJBM sees the bad in people way before the good.

@tups Really? I’ve never heard of that. Couldn’t find it on Google either. Are you sure that’s not just something you or someone you know made up?

Sometimes. When the bad in someone is just so blatant.

TJBM has found the balance between goofy and serious. I thought I had, but then…

@livelaughlove21 I guess it’s a Danish concept. A-mennesker og B-mennesker. I thought it was global, but apparently not.

What if I go to bed early and wake up late?
I haven’t.
Tjbm is the silliest in all of the land.

Yupper Doodles, Goes to bed late and gets up early!

TJBM is going on an adventure soon.

True. A work adventure. And today..an adventure in winter dressing as it’s still -10 F air temp at my house (not counting the windchill, which I hear is like -30F)

TJBM prefers warm temperature adventures.

Yes, I do. Don’t freeze anything!

TJBM in planning a vacation in the warm Sun and ocean.

No. I’m planning a vacation to Boston

TJBM has been to New Orleans.

No, but I would love to go there and hear some Jazz.

TJBM has been to Copenhagen.

False, never been to Europe, but I have been to Asia.

@geeky_mama Crazy weather here too, from freezing to pushing 70 today.

TJBM hates turtleneck sweaters and thinks they should be outlawed

A turtleneck is like being choked by a weak person

TJBM does not like them either

It depends on the fit and mock turtlenecks are cute. Though there are days where ripping them off seems like the only way to not crawl out of my body. Just call me Velma

The Jelly Below Me thinks that skinny jeans are an instant turn off in all men, and most women.

no opinion
TJBM ever had an idea dusked on them.

What? An idea dusked on me. I don’t know, lol

TJBM likes old ZZ Top music

yep
TJBM wants to make an oompa-loompa cry.

Oompa-loompa’s are already crying because there are no female oompa-loompas.

TJBM wants a jelly doughnut

Mm, I could go for a jelly donut about now.

TJBM has traumatic memories involving jelly donuts. I do.

I don’t. Haha.
Tjbm has asthma.

Sure do.

TJBM has done nothing productive today.

I have tried but am not sure if I’ve succeeded.

TJBM wants to go to Tokyo.

I would love to. But if I lost 20 pounds being a starving vegetarian grad student in Paris, I think I might just disappear completely if I had to pay my way through Tokyo!

TJBM is feeling sick to their stomach.

Just a bit. All the girls in our house are a bit under the weather (me + 2 daughters) with a bit of nausea & coughing/cold. Wonder why the 3 boys in the house are healthy while we 3 girls are not? Or…maybe they’re next.

TJBM is ready for an early bedtime.

No. It’s 03.22 in the night and I have just gotten out of bed, because I can’t sleep tonight.

TJBM feels weird.

I AM weird! lol

TJBM is going to make popcorn and watch a movie

Nope.

TJBM had a boring day today.

Uneventful and relaxing not boring.

It is only 6 and I expect to be up for some time to come so we will see.

TJBM remembers practicing knotting cherry stems and unwrapping starbursts in their mouth.

I’ve never tried tying a cherry stem before. I think I’m going to try it. I’ve ever unwrapped starbursts either, but I wear a bracelet that I made with starburst wrappers.
The Jelly below me has made a bracelet with starburst wrappers.

False, but can do the starburst and cherry stem trick

Tjbm can tie their shoes with their tongue

True.

The jelly below me is dead.

Who knows.

TJBM dances tango with life.

False- I’m a klutz! :0)

TJBM is graceful.

In my own mind I am!

TJBM has been really embarrassed lately.

Yes, I’ve done some stupid things.

TJBM feels like everything is flowing great.

My dam of inertia has finally broke, yes. lol

TJBM has been in a rut lately

Bleh. Yeah. I don’t mind ruts, usually, as long as I’m making money, but I don’t like the one I’m in now.

TJBM has been doing Super Bowl cooking. Bleh.

False
TJBM is on a reading spree!

False, I am on a housekeeping spree today, a reading spree is everyday. haha

TJBM wants a pet Crow

Wouldn’t mind :D
TJBM is wearing a dress

False. I’m not that kind of girl. Jeans and a hoodie.

TJBM is dreading going back to work tomorrow.

False, but only because I am working already today – so there’s no going “back” part..just a sort of never-ending blur of trying to get my to-do list done.

TJBM is selling Girl Scout cookies.

False but I am selling a persian rug lol

TJBM likes vintage persian rugs

Mmm, no picture coming to mind…. But I tend to like vintage things, and Persian things, so there’s a good chance I would.

TJBM has a stressful atmosphere hanging above their head.

True.
TJBM was reminded of a rainy storm cloud following a cartoon character around xD

Well, I read your post before I read the one before it so I can’t really say for sure.
The Jelly below me is watching the Super Bowl.

True.

The jelly below me hates football.

True. The only things I know about the “big game” are what I’m seeing on my FB feed from friends. (The most interesting are the comments from my friends in Japan..watching the game at a bar early in the morning having a big breakfast that includes beer!)

TJBM is bookish.

Beat me to it @geeky_mama!

Yes, I am bookish, and I also hate football. It’s pretty gay, and this is coming from someone who voluntarily sleeps with men.

TJBM has felt under siege recently.

True. I’m extremist, either really mellow or zinging across the universe.

TJBM has given up on finding balance and thinks it is a big lie lol

Nah, I think I’ll persist in that delusion for another few years… :-{

TJBM is going to get all their work done tomorrow.

Going to try.

TJBM has reached a point in their life where they enjoy every day, instead of living in the past or yearning for the future. I’m getting there.

No…yearning for the future.

TJBM wanted the 49ers to last night

False, and I am in California, a traitor to the 49’ers, who cares? lol

TJBM is starting a new job today

I wish
TJBM lost power yesterday.

I didn’t.
Tjbm takes their vitamins.

When I remember

TJBM speaks another language fluently

Another language than what? English? Yes, I do.

TJBM has trouble with the love.

False, I love all my girls, and they love me.

TJBM wants a vacation

Mmm, yes.

TJBM has dreams for the future.
And they noticed before I did that all my posts on this thread seem to have a common… umm, thread.

Double False. I dream more current reality or past.

Tjbm saw their own shadow on Feb 2 (6 more weeks of their own same stuff)

false, it was overcast, no shadows all day.

TJBM has appointments today

I started a new job yesterday so yes, new things to do and learn. :-)
TJBM is still waking up right now

Yes! Need more coffee!

TJBM is writing a novel.

False. I’m proof reading my lawnmower’s suicide note.

The jelly below me has recently slipped on ice.

False. I live in South Carolina. No ice here.

TJBM feels awful this morning.

In a way.

TJBM is looking forward to a break from the routine today.

Always.

TJBM misses someone.

Yes.
Tjbm has to fix someone else’s mistake. >.<

I did, actually…. My laptop wasn’t working on Friday, so we got it fixed, but they put some incorrect software on it, so it had a new problem… >.< it’s all good, though.

TJBM wishes they could sit down and watch Mythbusters.

yep
TJBM wishes they were eating candied corn on the cob.

That sounds disgusting. lol

TJBM has never heard of candied corn on the cob and hopes it is a joke

I’ve never had it. However, it’s real. I hate candy corn, so I agree that it sounds disgusting.

TJBM also hates candy corn.

True.

TJBM will never, ever, eat a Sardine

Probably not.
Tjbm has finished an entire tube of Chapstick before.

Nope.

TJBM has melted a tube of chapstick in their pocket before. This is why I never finish them – if they’re handy enough that I don’t lose them, they’re in my pocket, melting by way of body heat. >.<

False.

TJBM has a wife, girlfriend, sister, mother with a never ending supply of Bath & Body Works products.

Everytime we pass the store: “Look, a sale!”

False, I AM that person :)
TJBM loves smelling good.

True I do! I carry body spray everywhere with me, spray myself, my car, just call me “Misty.”

TJBM is a cookie monster

True, kind of. Cookie Monster is my favorite Sesame Street character.

TJBM has kids, and has taken them to see Sesame Street Live.

False.

TJBM has a second child on the way.

Daughter number 2 here!

No, I have no children yet.

Congratulations to you!

TJBM is a child.

True, child-LIKE, but not child-ISH Gimme Play Doh and bubbles and strawberry milk. haha

TJBM is tired today

True.
Tjbm is a scrub.

nope
TJBM is observing a moment of darkness.

False.

TJBM is eating Laughing Cow cheese.

False, but I LOVE Laughing Cow cheeses, the french onion one is so damn good!

TJBM is hungry!

God yes!

TJBM feels a cold coming on.

Not me, getting over one! (Yay!)

TJBM loves to talk.

You have no idea! Extrovert to the 10th power, the more you talk to me the more energized I get. lol

TJBM works with chatty people and likes it

They can be chatty sometimes, and yeah, I enjoy it. The job can get boring otherwise.

TJBM needs to take a walk. Goodness, am I tired of sitting here working….

Would love to, so yes, I need to. I will after my home church meets tonight. I’m busy helping set up for it now.

TJBM loves being outside in nature.

I do, I do! It is chilly with rain and snow on the way and the most beautiful cloud formations outside my window right now.

TJBM likes to go out for night time walks when the moon is full

not really
TJBM does their walks au naturale.

..around the house, to the horror of my children.

TJBM lives in fear of unexpected guests showing up at the front door.

False, it is rare as I live on a secluded road and the only unexpected people that show up are the UPS guy and the propane delivery guy and the roving bands of Jehovahs witnesses that my goose Marwyn makes short work of. Everyone needs a witness security goose. lol

TJBM has a security system in their house

Yes. His name is Buddy. Don’t let his weight of 12 pounds fool you – he can be ferocious if you get in his territory. Especially if you happen to be a squirrel. Or a snowplow.

TJBM’s ears are ringing.

Yeah, I I should get them checked….
Tjbm has had their ears professionally cleaned.

nope
TJBm NEEDS a new gig.

False, my old gig is still working pretty good

TJBM is planing to have fish for dinner

Well….I just ate an entire box of fried shrimp. Does that count?

TJBM has a tummy ache.

No but it is growling because I am hungry. The Jelly below me is about to make food.

True. I am about to have a Japanese apple and a tangelo.

TJBM is wears super hero underware

I have Batman boxers, actually. Haha.
Tjbm will rise and smite the NONBELIEVERS! >:D Dahak!

True, Give Geese a chance! :-p

TJBM likes watching old b&w horror films from the 30’s, 40’s and 50’s

Yes yes yes

Tjbm is tipping a few back

Nope.

TJBM is fighting with all their might against getting sick. I’ve made it so far!

False, not sick, but still exhausted from my schedule last week.
TJBM is a “Dexter” fan

No, never seen it.

TJBM likes the show Californication.

never watched it.
TJBM destroys caravans.

Only when we cross paths ; )

tjbm is a happy-go-lucky kinda-sorta person

Usually yes, true.

TJBM is going to flop into their oh so comfy bed now and sleep, sleep, sleep

True… right after I jack a thread I’ll be floppin away to la-la land ; )

tjbm is related to Jack the Ripper?! <gasps!>

Not that I know of.

TJBM is looking forward to their day tomorrow. I get to see Mr. Amazing, whom I see only a few times a month. Absence makes the heart grow fonder…

True, I will be a year older, and plan to party.

TJBM is not looking forward to work in the morning.

School*
Tjbm sleeps with their hair up.

Yup

TJBM sleeps on their stomach

I roll over a lot.
Tjbm wishes they were still sleeping.

Jusrt woke up about 45 minutes ago and slept 10 hours! I was exhausted. Another exhausting day coming up, gotta hit the road in one hour. :-)

TJBM thinks spending over a hundred dollars on Valentines roses is a waste of money

yep
TJBM will be playing this song for valentine’s

I prefer the Joan Jett version. :)

TJBM didn’t get anything for Valentine’s Day.

I don’t know, I’ve been rather isolated today. We don’t really celebrate Valentine’s Day over here, just another silly American thing. ;)

TJBM will be going on a trip.

Alas, I see no trips in my near future…. Possibly this fall :D

TJBM received a sweet gift today. My dad gave slipped a card under my door this morning, reminding me that I only have two years of high school left. I love him!

I did not.
Tjbm is a ladies man.

False, but I am a lady :P
TJBM stays up late

only on Fridays
TJBM has played Rugby.

College in 1960’s in Physical. Ed.

TJBM has plans to order pizza.

False…but…my boss brought in pizza for everyone this afternoon. :-)

TJBM is going for a bedtime snack now

Mmm, that sounds good… But false.

TJBM is fluthering in bed.

About to be. I’m making tea first.
Tjbm drinks tea before bed.

True, but I drink tea all day long

TJBM will be watching for the asteroid today

Nope, I figure Russia already got hit today..so odds are good the meteor showers are done for the day.

TJBM is wishing for warmer weather.

Oh, yes….

TJBM needs to be doing about a billion things at once right now. But is on Fluther instead.

yeah
TJBM has though that Taco Bell was a phone company.

False, but I just finished eating from Taco Bell! Mmmm, 5 layer burrito.

TJBM hates Taco Bell.

True, I like Mexican food, but it does not like me

TJBM would prefer to join me at Pizza Hut

Not tonight, I’ll have sushi thanks.

TJBM likes to eat various kinds of seafood.

True. Everything except oysters.

The jelly below me wants to watch me go postal on the bratty mom of a neighborhood brat.

Must have video or it didn’t happen. YES

TJBM has a favorite sweater to wear.

I do, actually.

TJBM is a middle child.

Youngest.
Tjbm listens to the Killers.

Yes, they are the band of roving, howling Coyotes over here. Killers in the night. lol

TJBM has a pulled muscle and is in pain

That is true actually! I went to the gym last week, for the first time in my life… I overdid it a bit and pulled a muscle in my arm. It still feels stiff =/
TJBM needs a Thai massage

Whatever it is, yes I need one.

TJBM learned an important lesson about 6 seconds after she got up this morning.

Yeah, that 800mgs. of Motrin on an empty stomach is not helping my pinched nerve. lol Where’s the heroin? lol

TJBM has seen Dexter season 6 with the crazy final episode cliff hanger moment

Nope, but I have seen Psych season 6 with the crazy final episode cliff hanger moment. Aaaagh why do they do this to me?! And why do I not have cable to watch it on the 27th?!

TJBM gets aggressive when they’re tired.

Not tired but “low sugar” make me CRABBIE.

TJBM has a history of diabetes in their family.

False. Just crickity old bones. dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones. lol

TJBM wants to move to Vietnam and live by a temple and have a pet water buffalo

Um, no.
Tjbm wants one of those cats with the squished up faces. (Persian cat?)

No. I don’t like squished up faces! But I love the long hair. :)

TJBM is cleaning out closets.

nope
TJBM takes a nap during church.

I don’t go to church anymore.
Tjbm is enjoying the sun.

I wish.

TJBM is thinking about taking a break from Fluther. All this intellectual stuff has been really exhausting lately.

Never.
Tjbm is really uncomfortable when people argue in from in them…

Of*

False. Not so much uncomfortable just annoyed they have so little emotional control as to not slop their stuff on everyone in the vicinity. Take it behind closed doors please.

TJBM is expecting snow tonight Thanks for the Alaskan storm AshLeigh!

you’re welcome.

No snow but cold for NC, it will drop to 32 * F.

TJBM has seen it snow 40 inches in 24 hours.

Nope but I have seen a -60 windchill

TJBM is a song writer

Nope. I probably have at least one good song in me, though… It’d be fun to write it.

TJBM has written a book. That’s the other thing I’d like to do.

True but polygamy was not a very popular subject

TJBM would like to be a critic

What type of critic? Film? Probably not. Food? Probably.

TJBM wishes he or she could’ve slept in this morning.

Kinda true. I woke up early after going to bed late. No matter what time I go to bed my body clock is set for 6–7 a.m.

TJBM is a serious type of personality that doesn’t relax easily

Hmm..no, I’m the sort of Type A who can relax completely.

TJBM has a bad cough.

Nope – I’ve actually managed to dodge the flu and colds that are going around this year. It’s amazing. knock on wood

TJBM needs to go to the library.

Always. Have been to 3 different Libraries in the past week.

TJBM has an overdue book/CD/DVD from the Library

Always!

TJBM remembers being excited when they got their own library card.

Yes, third grade.

TJBM remembers their first book that they checked out at the library.

False. I don’t remember the last one either. I can’t remember the last time I stepped foot into a library. With the Internet and my Kindle Fire, I have no need for one.

TJBM has read every James Patterson book ever published.

True/false
I know I have read James Patterson but don’t ask me the titles. mid-life dementia kicks in. lol
TJBM is having a giant cup of who the fuck cares right now

Not really.

TJBM likes tea. <<wonders if mom bought some more good tea>>

False, I’m a coffee person :)
TJBM does not like social networking

True, I don’t. Closed my FB acct. almost 2 years ago now.

TJBM thinks that @MilkyWay and @RandomGirl should trade names and become “Milky girl” and ” Random way.” lol

Haha, I call RandomWay.

TJBM needs to clean out their inbox. (Real or not? Do people still have real inboxes?)

yeah, I don’t look at that often
TJBM would like to call on some flying toasters for help.

False. Airborne appliances creep me out.

The jelly below me has never had to call a plumber.

True.
Tjbm has a big fat crush on someone they shouldn’t.

Not at the time being.

TJBM has been in London recently.

I wish. That would be cool.

TJBM would take the French countryside over the Eiffel Tower. I would.

You bet, country girl here.:-)

TJBM is in process of making some life altering decisions right now

Not so much. I’m holding steady and not making any life altering choices today.

TJBM thinks that time has slowed to a crawl recently.
(Why does February feel like it’s been four months long?)

No way. Time’s going too fast for me :/
TJBM is getting late

Nope, I’ve got nothing to do.

TJBM is in the process of writing something.

yes
TJBM has mooned a chik-fil-a.

True.
TJBM is incredibly random, just like TJAM…