Fluther is a video game. You have three lives and begin with either a battle-axe/knife. To get the gun/phaser you must eliminate the jelly above you. Go.

What are you talking about, you can’t even die in video games anymore. seriously

But since I miss the old stuff…Well, I got hit by the phaser and I almost died. But since I am Berzerker, I just get up again because I am immune to the stun status, and I break your phaser with my ultimate axe wielding skills. it comes with a war cry! And a little dance you can’t dodge.

NOW what, huh? wait I wasn’t supposed to break the gun?

While @Symbeline waxes on extemporaneously, I sneak up behind her, and… tickle her mercilously until she drops the battle axe – which I promptly snatch up.

You can’t tickle a berserker. We’re immune to that, too. And I still got a knife. It’s on brawr. ’‘dances’’

Pew pew. I own you @Symbeline resistance is futile.

@cookieman – Stunned. Join the Borg.

I know not what the meaning of resistance is. Or futile. However, I just want to kill stuff. If you can promise me blood and fire, I’ll be the most fearsome weapon you ever dreamed of. ’‘hits the floor with one foot like a bull before charging’’ Just say the word, but hurry up…

Just hand out chocs, pancakes, pizza and coffee in this game!

I forgot my insulin. @ZEPHYRA tempted me and I died.
Necromancy anyone?

/me uses black magic to re-animate @bookish1‘s corpse and is thus responsible for the next Zombie Apocalypse.

@downtide : Thanks, bro. Am I your undead familiar now? :D

Yes. You are my minion, now go out there and get me some more. Then me and my zombie army can take over the world. :D

lures @Symbeline over with pillows

Slices @bookish1‘s pillows with knife, leaving Berzerker @Symbeline furious and un-comforted. She pummels @bookish1… now where’s that phaser?

ooh baby…

Waaaaait. @glacial, you can’t RP for someone else. Haven’t you done this before?

I am made of electrons. Can electrons be killed? Perhaps. But then I become light. E=MC^2

Nanny, nanny boo boo!

@bookish1 For double posting you are once again undead and dead.

Destroyed pillow?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I bring my own weapons then I give @Symbeline some syphilis, chopped off @bookish1‘s head and drowns @zensky and @ZEPHYRA.

I’m a Viking, I already have syphilis. ’‘hearty laughter’’

What @reijinni, you’re not going to put my head on a pike as a warning to all the other aspiring scholars out there?

What the actual fuck?

I just axed ^^ in the back while he was peeing. <sets phaser to Queen Bitch mode>

nope, @bookish1, I just let it rot in the streets and I gave @WillWorkForChocolate‘s body to @Symbeline to play with.

@FutureMemory You are now flagged flogged!

@downtide beats @zensky over the head with a dilithium crystal, and re-animates @WillWorkForChocolate to join my zombie army. Muuuuaaaahahahah!!!!!

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiins!

I just purchased some DLC & kicked you all from the party, hardcore fucker that I am.