There were some at school we used sometimes. A story I have is playing this game called ’‘Number Muncher’’ and getting a bunch of high scores. So when you get a high score, you write your name, and it’s on there permanently in the records listing, until someone beats your score. Number Muncher was a basic math game involving additions, subtractions, multiplications and divisions, on the higher levels. You were this green dinosaur on a board filled with squares with numbers, and each board had a criteria for some simple math problem, and you had to ’‘munch’’ on all the right answers, while enemy characters chased you around. You have to think fast.
Now I’m no good at math at all, but being an avid video game fan, I got through these levels by exploiting the gameplay once I understood how it went, and using photographic memory haha. I was also pretty good at evading the Troggles, pink dinosaurs that chase you on screen while you try to figure out the problem and eat the right answers. (eat a wrong answer or get caught by a Troggle, you lose a life)
Anyways, being pretty assy, all my high score names were really offending, like FuckYouAsshole, PenisScab or FilthHoe. I don’t actually remmeber what I wrote, but along those lines. When the teacher eventually found out that I did this, I got yelled at so bad, and she said that I had to sit there after school, beat all my own high scores and replace the names with something acceptable, otherwise my dad would be charged for new copies of the game. how much were floppies worth, even back then? Apparently the game was worth 50 bucks, and there were several copies in the classroom, and none went unsoiled by me.
I still remember, the way the teacher screamed at me, she wasn’t actually suggesting I beat all the high scores, she was just pretty much saying, yeah, you can’t do this and your dad is gonna dish out for this. And you’ll get in trouble, even MOAR.
But on that day and the next, I stayed about two hours after school, and I beat EVERY single one of my high scores. I wasn’t sure at all that I could. I was supreme ruler, and beat everyone’s scores to no end before…it was like, how am I to surpass my own self, when I had so much trouble getting those scores near the end? But I fucking did it. Every single one. And then I replaced my score names with acceptable ones. Most of them were the names of characters from a show I watched, Sailormoon.
But what pisses me off to this day is that I was really bad at math in school, I had so much trouble…yet no teacher ever actually positively acknowledged my beating everybody’s high score, at a game based on a subject I was, and I’ll be honest, still am, terrible at. :/
But I DID it man!
Not the earliest computer recollection, but one of my most significant one, for me.
As for home computers, my dad once got some really ancient machine from a friend. It was one of those computers with the monitor permanently attached to it. The screen had two colors; black and orange. It had a Where in the World is Carman Sandiego video game on it, which was pretty much a geography/culture education game. I enjoyed it for a little while, but at that point I did have my own Super Nintendo, Sega Master System and TurboGrafx 16, so the computer game enjoyment was short lived. But that computer did have a printer, and I did a school project with that old thing.