Esteemed British entrepreneur Jeremy Clarkson has unveiled a new design for an ultracompact car. Would you buy one for the estimated price of 8000₤?

Cute! But probably wouldn’t buy one.

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Well lets face it it’s an improvement on the Hammerhead Eagle iThrust

Will it blend?

He’s no entrepreneur, but he is a lovable eccentric fool & that thing looks like he’s fucking a transformer…from behind, go jezza!

Not on a bet. Not in my wildest and drunkest moment.

But I’m probably going to get a RYNO one of these days.

Sorry, but the Tango is smaller, does 0–60 in 3.2 seconds, are narrow enough to lane-split like a motorcycle (and, in some places, do it legally) and is actually a car that can take you long distances at freeway speeds as opposed to a Rascal scooter or Segway.

@Lightlyseared Next time you post something that long, please warn us to cancel our evening plans and grab some popcorn before clicking the link.

Very funny.

@jerv I take it you didn’t watch parts 2 and 3 then?

I am imagining myself driving down the freeway in that thing and the images in my head are very scary. No. Not going to happen.

Probably not. I questioned why I should buy an ultracompact car when a Corolla got the same gas milage. I figured the extra room was a plus.

“Why are your arms wet?”

“Because they’ve got water on them.”

I love it when Clarkson trolls the BBC.