Leaving party in honour of the Pope: Which song should play him out & what might be his final words?

I would play the Rocky theme for him but then of course he would yell to me in Latin, Fuck You @mazingerz88 and fuck those cohort atheists of yours in Fluther!

Oh dear, what shall I wear to the papal bash?

I’d send him off with a rousing rendition of Steve Miller Band’s “The Joker.” As to his final words, maybe he can borrow a phrase from Bill Clinton: “Depends on what “is” is.”

Do you suppose the Pope has even heard of Johnny Paycheck?

@CWOTUS Probably not, nice one though.

Some “I’m Sexy and I know it!”

Also, some Dr. Dre and Snoop: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYaiI7vtDbA.

The Vatican Rag

If I was in charge of the music it would be this or this.

Maybe this. And his words would be Mein Gott.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77TOYSiIoMI
Or this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYEfusT0PgQ

A song from this list:

http://allsineed.tumblr.com/post/1062269662/a-collection-of-anti-sexist-anti-homophobic-songs