NSFW (potentially) about girly parts?

Hey Jesee, I’m lonely, come home.

Can a penis reply?

spitting dust lol

I don’t think I could ever commit rape, it is so good when it’s a mutual feeling of love.

Did you give me the GA for my first answer? I can put it back if you want. I thought it was a little too graphic.

“Where the hell is The General when I’m in the mood for a nooner?”

“Ow! Ow!”

…and no, that’s not a penis (or any object for that matter).

Poor vagina. Poor me. :(

Happy V Day to all!!!!

Don’t forget to play.

The wife’s would probably say…“I’m feeling warm & moist, where’s that big beef thermometer?”

The parts that would be talking to me would be saying: “We’ve been doing our stretching exercises! Wanna see? Wanna taste?”

“Hey, I could use a hand.”

“Hey, you up there! Use it or lose it, girlie.”

Thanks for finding my G-spot!