NSFW (potentially) about girly parts?

I ask this question every year around Valentines Day in honor of the Vagina Monologues. This year is special because there is a One Billion Rising campaign, asking people to spontaniously dance today to draw attention to our cause. 1 in three women in the world are victims of rape and we want to rise against violence towards women and girls.
Now to the question:

Girls, if your vagina could talk, what would it say?

And don’t forget to dance today.