lol Valentine’s
So I got this new video game called Risen 2. It’s a pirate simulator, and kind of like the Grand Theft Auto series…but with pirates.
A lot of this game makes me smile. For one, since it’s filled with immoral and filthy pirates, everybody is constantly saying the word ’‘fuck’’. They have accents, they use weird expressions like ’‘piece of piss’’ or ’‘bugger the fuck off’’ and ’‘coffin dodger’’. Love the dialogue in this. They even get epic, too…you can draw your weapon whenever if someone or something attacks you, but if you do it for no reason, the people around you will react. One of the things they say is ’‘put that away, or ya might be needin’ it’’. It’s just so cool, and while they swear all the time, a lot of the humor is witty, and of course, all pirate style. You have a lady friend with you, and you have to trick her into making money by cooking for a bunch of slobs…but being a pirate herself, it’s hard to persuade her.
Which comes the fun part, in the game you have a shitload of skills, like being a master with bladed weapons, firearms, you can put your points into thieving, or being a smartass or intimidating…you can even practice voodoo. (my next aim) It’s so cool that there’s more than one way to get things done in the game, and your character can be shaped how you want him to. Either trick people, or beat the shit out of them.
So I made my guy into an absolute thief…I pick pocket everyone, I loot places at night when everyone is sleeping, then sell all the shit and I’m rich. RICH. I sneak by guards, take everything under their noses and they’re all like duuuh. As far as I know, you can kick their asses and just take things by force…but I tried that, and they literally call the cavalry. Lol. Eventually, apparently you can get your own ship and crew, lookin forward to this.
Man, some guy even challenges you to a duel because he wants your hat. So since I’m no good with swords, he won…but you can steal the hat back when he’s asleep. XD
Plus you can do a bunch of weird shit, like train monkeys to fight, own parrots that go off and steal shit for you, plus I keep winning all these drinking contests. Find maps, dig up treasure, you can be a mercenary, cause trouble, it’s like you can do anything in this.
It does, of course, have a story, but in between each segment there’s so much for you to do and fuck around with. It kicks ass!
This is a huge ass role playing game, so I hope you get to meet Vikings at one point. That would be great.
But yeah, never quite played something like this before, and it’s making me smile a lot. Especially since my last few days, besides this game, have been complete shit. I love being thrown in a world where I can lose myself a tiny bit, and just break rules constantly. Piss off wildlife, loot graves, be a menace to society. lol