[NSFW] What's the oddest way you've ever gotten off?

^^ I bow to the master who always surprises me with questions I was sure I would have thought of first. Boy, what a perv.

I would be back with my proper answer later for I would have to do first what Gandalf did after leaving Frodo with the Ring. Travel far away to research, learn about the history of the Ring, to make certain it is the right one so as too…shit, forget all that.

Ok, it was a swim in the river as a kid. Had a contest with other boys as to who could shoot first underwater. I could still remember my poor squirts, rising towards the surface like unruly, confused lines and dots in a painting by Pollack.

This actually is not about me. But this is about a very good friend of mine. I have a very good friend who can get off by different sounds. To me it is very odd. I don’t understand it, but I accept it. At the same time it is weird. He gets off to the sounds of a girl peeing either within ear shot or if he he lucky enough and can convince the girl to do it than peeing on him. he also gets off to woman who fart for him in his face. Don’t ask. If you don’t get it I don’t get it myself. I am sure he is not the first though. I have asked him plenty of times what the attraction is and he can’t even explain it to me.

I’ve had some pretty orgiastic dreams.

One of my favorites to revisit involves bondage, Aragorn and a few other participants, and swords being used in ways for which they were not intended.

More recently, I’ve added in my mental toyboy, who I will sadly likely never actually sleep with, much as I would like to.

When I was knee high to a honey badger an aunt gave me a piggy back ride…well, she was a fast runner & she did have big tits.

Oh, I had a fantastic erotic dream about The Doctor once… I don’t remember quite what happened, but I rode that high for days. Thank you, David Tennant.

as part of a 7-way

You wouldn’t believe it if I told you and I would be forever waaaay too vulnerable for a damn online babble forum.
I WANT to tell…but it would forever mar my delightful image. lol
Besides, my daughter lurks on here sometimes….oh no. ;-)

Hurricanes and tornadoes and stuff wrecking havoc..
I mean I feel bad for the people and stuff but something about mother nature’s fury is just..hot..

This makes me feel kinda sick and twisted but I can’t help it man!

@Seek_Kolinahr He’s otherwise known as David Ten-inch.

Dr Bill, we will need some more information. Seven even pushes my mental limits, and I I’m pretty perverted .

@ucme, don’t I know it. Mrow.

@Seek_Kolinahr Ok, so what are the chances that LOTR would be mentioned, not once, but twice in a question such as this one? Lol.

As long as I keep talking, pretty good. Also, @auggie, @janbb and I have invited Aragorn to a pancake party a few times. Come to think of it, @ETpro was in on the last one, too!

By the way, I think I’m camping out in this question. Can I fill anyone s wine glass? It’s a cab sav from Napa.

@Seek_Kolinahr
I sent you the details….

@mazinger – I just saw your edit. Forgive my flunkerage.

Man, boys get to play all the cool games.

@DrBill, challenge accepted.

Dude I just caught something I meant “wreaking havoc”
Sorry, when I think of the word “wreak” it sounds like “wreck”

@DrBill A 7 way…WTF, are you a human or a freeway convergence in L.A.? lol

Anything beyond a threesome is called an ORGY! just to split hairs, um, run with that if you will.lol

Black hole stimulation via astral projection.

This is when you leave your body, and a ghostly astral projection of yourself journeys to the super massive black hole at the center of the galaxy. So that you can float at a very specific distance from the black hole, at an event horizon where the gravity is just strong enough to pull and suck on your wang, but without actually dragging you in to the black hole and crushing you to death.

I think it’s pretty weird that I can listen to Jimi Hendrix to get off. It was a surprise the first time it happened – I always used imagery, before – but we had Band of Gypsys on in the background one day and I realized all of a sudden that the more intricate and intense the guitar line became, the hotter I got. And I was doing nothing mentally more than listening to the music, being well and truly absorbed in it. And when Jimi brought Machine Gun to its climax, well…

I get the same effect to a smaller extent from the 13th Floor Elevators, the Doors, Grand Funk Railroad, and Marilyn Manson. As I said, it’s pretty weird, but aural eroticism is also pretty fun.

I don’t usually share this kind of thing, but it’s happened lying on the beach in the hot hot sun as well as in the car when the seat belt just wouldn’t leave my nipple alone. Very strange to share this stuff. :)

Yeah. Won’t be sharing that one. :)

@mazingerz88 You raped Ole Man River? If you still remember it as special, the river probably liked it too.

@nofurbelowsbatgirl Oh I have definitely heard of people into golden showers and even farting. I can get into the idea of golden showers and scat. It’s an intimacy at a level most of us always keep walled off. It’s VERY real.

But this is the first I’ve heard about someone getting off strictly by the sounds of that. The right kind of soundtrack, played at high volume, could drain that poor sucker till he dried up and blew away.

@Seek_Kolinahr Swords. Cutting up has reached a new high. It’s always great to have an active fantasy world there to keep life interesting.

@ucme Sounds like a typically randy young bloke reacting to opportunity. Who could blame you for that.

@DrBill Do write up how that worked.

@Coloma Wouldn’t you know. That’s just the sort of answer I want to read, but it all comes to this.

@TinyChi This is all I got to say.

@poisonedantidote Oh gawd, I’m in to dark energy in such a big way. I can’t take it. There will be a brief (or maybe long) intromission.

@wildpotato That’s HOT!

@MollyMcGuire Hot and cool at the same time. Thanks for sharing.

@Mama_Cakes Cum on. If I’d have known you were cumming I’d have baked a cake.

I had my first and weirdest orgasm at age 7 while sliding down a rope. At the time I had no idea what had happened or that it was just a tiny indication of what was to come. HA!

@gondwanalon First one. Yours qualified as a most unusual one, and my first one did as well. Not my most unusual, but a real surprise. But the first one would make a great NSFW question in itself.

Mama no can play. That one is staying private. :)

@Mama_Cakes Drat. Must have been a good one, then.

I don.t normally answer NSFW questions, even if it is @ETpro ‘s. I don’t like to expose myself.

See what I did there?

@zensky Expose yourself, I do believe.

@ETpro Let’s just say, I’ve never encountered that much wetness ever since. I intend to go back and do it again before I kick the bucket.

@mazingerz88 Ha! Great. Might have to try that myself. Is there a way you can determine the gender preference of a given body of water?

^^ I’m quite certain it does not discriminate. And pretty much open to almost anything. Now, I’m thinking, maybe humans were made to make love out there in the grass under the sun or in the shade of a tree or in the banks of lakes and rivers and shores of the seas and never inside any shelter, ancient or modern. Unless maybe it’s winter? Heh.

Two things:

The mind is a very orgasmic stimulating place.

Sitting outside and being present in your body feeling the sun lavish your pores and seep slowly in, the wind and breeze and it’s moodiness and temperature changes is a very delightful experience.

@mazingerz88 Thank again, a saber-toothed tiger finding two humans shagging in the tall grass is like me stumbling on an untouched and unclaimed.double bacon cheeseburger. Good for me. Not so good for the long-term survival of the cheeseburger.

I once saw this guy get off in a pie.
Besides the pie fucker, Jay and Silent Bob are the best movie ever!

Wow, people actually engaged the question without rebuking the OP as to why he has an interest in people private lives and methods to achieve an orgasm….well this is Fluther and respecter of people rules the roost.

For me it’s climbing poles. Something i never quite outgrew as a kid. I did it from childhood into young adulthood and have gotten back into it very recently. To say it’s intense is an understatement, in fact no other orgasm has ever really compared.

I was accidently stroking my self, with a large kitchen knife , when I was 12 ,and I had my first orgasm. It saved my life for I was going to kill myself with the knife later. I found a new hobby that took up ALL of my spare time.

And q-tiping my ears. Gave me an eargasm.

@RedDeerGuy1 is awesome to know you sharpened your O skills early!