Have you ever called up a company, only to get an annoying receptionist with an attitude?

…no?

Yeah, that happened to me once. Back when I was a pirate.

But love, lo and behold, all’s I got left is a goat. I stole it.

I do believe there was one in an old Mills & Boon novel….Hmm now where did I misplace that

Well, no. I did have a date with the Xerox repairman that came to our office one time back many years ago before I ever married. That’s about the same thing, isn’t it? ;)

Like this one?

Once I saw this beautiful young woman go into a house. I decided to walk up to her door, knock on it, and ask her for a date.

Receptionist? What the heck is that? Whenever I call any company, I get an automated switchboard and at least 5 wasted minutes of options and menus.

@burntbonez and?

@burntbonez You can’t just leave us in suspense! Cough it up! What happened?

You really want me to destroy your imaginations about what might have happened?

Pretty much about what you’d expect. It wasn’t pretty.