NSFW: If you could (you do the "math") would you do a nude photoshoot a la Playboy?

I might do a centrefold spread if the money was right, they’d better be careful where they put that bloody staple though :-(

Someone tell me what the big hubbub about Bar Refaeli is. She is no more beautiful than many women, famous or not famous, and she managed to get out of enlisting in the Israeli military which is mandatory for everyone, saying some dumb shit like “celebrities have other needs”.....shut your mouth and serve your country and quit thinking you’re so special cause you really aren’t. There’s my answer, boom.

I wouldn’t do Playboy, but they wouldn’t want me anyway.

I would do nude art. Not nude soft-porn.

Bar Refaeli? Sounds like a posh pub.

Let’s see. I’d need a sex change. 35 years taken off my age, and 80 pounds off my frame. If you could do all that magic and pay me well enough…..

Nope. Sorry. This deal is not happening.

Are you doing it, @zensky?

I would do it in a quick second for the fee of about 4.5 million dollars take home after taxes. Of course they’d likely pay me that much to NOT be in Playboy.

I did it.
I was on the cover of the Playgirl (I wasn’t payed for it, I had to pay them).
I’ll post it once I recovered it.

If I could lose 10 more pounds, have three months to really tone up with weight training, get a breast lift and a butt lift, I might consider it. For fifty million.

It wouldn’t be kosher.

@WillWorkForChocolate 50million!! Now I’m curious to see what that pic looks like if it’s worth that much. I hope you make your weight goal. hee hee

Thinking again, presuming for whatever deranged reason a person did want to photograph me nude, I actually don’t know what my price would be. Surely not as high as a million. It would have to be enough to make me comfortable for a minute.

@Jenniehowell Well, there’s a reason behind wanting so much, haha! I’m not shy about what I say, but I’m incredibly shy when it comes to being naked.

Checks out bank balance…

Is it big, goofy, white guy month at Playboy? If so, I’m in – and I work cheap. $100,000 and I’m all set.

…yeah, there’s more than enough in there…I feel an “Indecent Proposal” coming on ;-}

We could make a calendar: The Jellies of Fluther – Extra Squishy Edition.

@wundayatta Thanks for asking, no I’m not. They haven’t asked me and they won’t.

In the day… hmmm… for a million. And yes – I could’ve done (the male version of) Playboy.

Ask JLeslie – she’s seen me…

And where is @JLeslie when we need her?

PM her bud.

And cut out the flirting dude. Hawaii_Jake and I are exclusive, darling.

Aw, shucks. I didn’t mean nuthin by it.

I know. I justed wanted to clarify.

I hate when they go @zen @Zenski or whatever – cuz it doesn’t alert me – especially if nothing is in the feed – like no lurve – that’s all. Otherwise I’d be somewhere else and miss a comment. I am easily distracted and don’t see well anymore….

Is Playboy still around?

Would I? Of course I would. Would they? I doubt it.

@Shippy Good answer. I have a feeling Simone might have something to say about Playboy. I’ll share the Q with her and see if she wants to dive in.

They wouldn’t want me and I wouldn’t do it for Playboy, that’s for sure. And that’s got about zero to do with whether I’d photograph totally nude.

I have already posed “playboy style” for my husband (who is a photographer) and for another photographer.

I do not like “Playboy”, so I would not pose for it. It is dying, anyhow. I go to nude beaches occasionally, and my first boyfreind drew me nude. I might pose for a magazine I like, if the pay was good. I heard that a Playmate’s fee was $25,000 some years ago. I saw Bar rafael in “Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues”. She is attractive.

I’ve been photographed nude, but only for my man, not for the public.