I love food. I love the taste and texture of food. And because I love to eat things that make my taste buds light up, I have come to enjoy the process of figuring out things that will make me feel good and the process of making them.
There is a skill in preparing food—shopping for the right ingredients, finding the best ingredients, preparing them well, and turning them into food.
I love talking to the farmers about the ducks and mushrooms and unusual vegetables they bring to market. My Amish farmers bring “choke” in the spring. Nettles. It’s kind of stalky like asparagus, and a bit astringent. But cool stuff.
My mushroom vendor grows many varieties of mushrooms in his basement. My favorites are blue and gold oyster mushrooms. But he also sells trumpet mushroom and lions mane mushrooms. I’m not fond of the lions mane. They are a bit mushy. But the blue oysters are my favorite and they crisp up good in butter and go great in scrambled eggs.
My chicken pot pie lady is no more. She moved to Florida. I still have one last chicken pot pie in the freezer. But they’ll find another chicken person to take her place. They are good about that. What we really need is a cheese vendor. Someone who makes interesting cheeses. I think I might want to become a cheese maker later on in life.
Or a glass blower.
I love knife work. Chopping and slicing and separating the turkey from it’s breastbone before it is in the oven. Or cutting a goose’s thigh joint before it is cooked—as Julie would say to do—is one of the trickier things I have ever done.
There’s a skill in this that is a pleasure all on its own. It’s like being a surgeon of sorts. You have to know the body of the beast. It’s quite tricky, and quite satisfying to do.
There’s so much to know. Handling chocolate is a science all its own. Learning how to cook vegies just right. So easy to overcook them. Learning how to cook meat just right—it, too, is so easy to overcook. Dry meat is horrible. Not worth eating.
Knowing how and when to use a microwave. Do you like boiled food? Because that’s what a microwave does: boil food.
I recently told a friend that if I had my own personal chef, I probably wouldn’t cook at all. But now I do have my own personal chef, and for the most part, that is good. She doesn’t cook things I like. She cooks for the children. This is good for me, because I don’t eat as much when she cooks.
But there are still times when I hanker for this or that. Just invented a new sandwich. Open face. Avocado and Edam with poblano peppers, salt and pepper. I love poblanos. I froze these last summer (after roasting and peeling and seeding them). They are the prince of peppers, in my opinion. Hot, but not too hot, and lots of flavor.
I’m the only one who can cook to my taste. But when I cook, I get fat—really fast. I always eat too much because it tastes too good. Better not to have good food around. But I do enjoy thinking up things and exercising my creativity and making things work out well. Hell, I even, kinda sorta enjoy the compliments afterwards.