Lol, so I’m playing a game called Risen 2. It’s a pirate game where you’re some pirate going around doing quests, stealing everything, and pretty much being an asshole all day, even if you’re helping people out and, as Nicholas Cage would say, savin’ deh fuckin day.
So my guy learned voodoo magic, and I can prepare dolls of people I want to posses. Then you posses the person and become them for a while, and you can do all sorts of fun things with this. Telling Inquisition commandants to drop watch on important places like ships and storage houses, then go back to your player and loot the places clean…posses a member of the high council and have him tell the truth about how he sold his brothers to betrayal, and then have him executed…
But today, the funniest thing occurred. Two members of an indigenous tribe, called the Maracais, are fighting it out for the title of chieftain. Both these guys need a ’‘halak’’, like a trustee squire who helps them in their battle. One of the tests was a test of wisdom, where the chieftain asks you three questions which you must answer correctly.
So I possessed my champion, and after flirting with all the girls in the village, went to the chieftain for the test.
He goes…what took so long for you to get here?
You have a bunch of dialogue choices to choose from. You can be serious, humble, apologetic or immature…guess what I did.
So I answer…I had to take a piss. Then the chieftain is all like, well, alright…are you ready for the test now?
One of the dialogue options was; wait, I gotta take a piss again. Then the chieftain gets all angry lmao.
I couldn’t stop laughing. Maybe it’s because I’m tired as hell, but it was hilarious.