What does your banner read? [Details inside].

My banner reads Save our schools, but I am at a No new taxes rally. Totally incompatible.

My banner would read “The Pope is a Nazi Child Rapist Protector that should be in Jail or hanged from a tree”. And the rally is a Catholic Farewell Party for Ratzinger.

Oh wait, you said I would be at the wrong rally.

If all Jersey girls are sluts then the USA is not in debt
Oh shit, what do you mean this is a beef rally, I’m a vegan,fuck me

“Be Nice” at a Tea Party rally.

The parade is for supporting American Indians.

My sign says “Go Redskins!”

Mine says “MORE VOTES FOR DECENT FOLK!”. Ironically, assuming the number of people that can quote as much Catch-22 as I can is small, my banner goes down much better at the Tea Party rally than the Michigan voter protests I was hoping to join.

Mine says “Republicans are against abortion until their daughters need one, Democrats are for abortion until their daughter wants one.” -Grace McGarvie

Unfortunately, I am at a Southern Baptist convention.

I can’t write, and if I could, it would only be with the blood of my enemies. So I’d just draw skulls and wolves on my banner and scream like a raging carnivore, until I realized I wasn’t actually in a Viking raiding party.

…otherwise though, not much would change.

What Do We Want? Fry’s Dog!
When Do We Want It? Fry’s Dog!

At any rally, ever.