What's the funniest thing you ever did as a kid?

When I was about two, my mom was at a business meeting and she had taken me to work with her with my babysitter. My babysitter turned her back for a minute and I snuck into the room where my mom’s meeting was.

I was being toilet trained at the time, and had been told to announce when I had to go to the bathroom. So I came right up to my mom in her meeting and whispered, “Mommy, I have to pee pee!” And she whispers back to me, “Go pee pee with Pearl [my babysitter].” And I go really loudly, “But I want to pee pee with YOU, mommy!”

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