[possibly NSFW] What are some of the worst/funniest auto-corrected texts you've sent/received?

I was just writing the word misanthrope and it turned into magneto pie! Lol what the hell is magneto pie?!

A friend of mine was writing about dinner that she made in her crock pot, which autocorrected to crack pot. We still ask her about her slow cooking method for making crack.

Another friend was typing my name and it autocorrected to “tedious.” I asked her if she was trying to tell me something. :P

I was texting a friend and telling her I was in the hospital room to get a lump out of her breast, but my phone autocorrected it to “there is a jeep in her breast.” I died laughing when I realized it.