NSFW - How much are you getting lately?

Loads…....

I get absolutely no bagels these days….unless I make them for myself. And I have plenty of wonderful bagel making accessories.
:P

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This movie title says it perfectly.

@Pachyderm_In_The_Room So you’re strictly a giver?

If I had really wanted I had to sail the Red Sea, but (un)fortunately my dingy is flaccid.

“Lately”?

I’m beginning to wonder if I’ll be “getting any” ever again.

Ironically I burnt my bagel in the toaster oven this morning.

Zilch. Nothing. Nada. It sucks to be me.

This is one sad-ass thread.

Yes, yes it is sad… bagels anyone?

Not enough. Joining in on the sadness.

This is just great.
An electronic pity party.
(Misery does love company.)

Virtual pity orgy.

Pity-palooza.

(starts passing bagels around)

@Plucky Mmmmm. Yes. YES. YES. YES!

That was the best bagel I ever had…no really…

So this is what my life has become…participating in a virtual inky black hole of sadness where the closest experience I have with intimacy is reading about someone’s love affair.

With a bagel.

Just shoot me.

Please.

Wow, I missed a bagel orgy!

On the other hand, I have been making a lot of snow angels lately.

Snow Angel Time!