Maybe NSFW- Why is it ok to wear a padded or push up bra but weird to put a rolled up sock in your underwear?

Breasts aren’t that big of a deal when it comes to sex. They look nice and look good in her clothes. But if a guy advertises a big tool and then doesn’t deliver it’s a different matter. That’s a short sale if I’ve ever heard of one.

“Is that a rolled up sock in your pocket, or are you going to shoot me?”

That rolled-up-sock-in-the-pants thing may well be the cause of the disappearing sock phenomenon, now that I gave it some more thought…...

If the sock can get and sustain an erection, I say go for it!

@janbb If the sock sustains an erection I’m wondering what kind of starch he’s using.

Another interesting question that I either really don’t get or don’t care.

Some interesting dialogue tI found on another Q&A site:
“The use of a rolled up sock is an inexpensive way to create a bulge. Be realistic—don’t use your thickest athletic socks rolled up in a big ball! You may wish to use a jock strap to keep the sock(s) in place, or you may try pinning the sock(s) to the inside of your underwear so that they don’t shift or fall out. You also may want to try tying the sock with a string or strings to help hold its shape, so that it doesn’t unfold or unroll in your pants as you move.
A big disadvantage of using socks is that the extra layer of material in your pants can be uncomfortably warm and cause sweating and lingering dampness. Socks also do not feel realistic—if you are concerned that someone might come in close contact with your crotch, you may wish to use a different method.”

You may also want to view this informational video on Pants-Packing

@rebbel You may have just solved one of the great mysteries of mankind, the great disappearing sock question.

Sorry @blueiiznh. I will try to coordinate my less serious questions with your cycle.

Either is OK if that’s what you want to do.
People try to enhance their primary and secondary sexual characteristics all the time, for all sorts of reasons.

So that’s where they’ve all been going. You just stay the heck away from my washer and dryer, dammit. ~

Who said that was ok? That’s false advertising!

I don’t usually stare at that particular spot on males I meet but last week I saw a guy with what must have been a fire hose stuffed in his pants and hanging to his knees. Wow!

Anyhow, no difference I guess both should be equally okay.

You may have just hit on a million dollar idea, @Imadethisupwithnoforethought. Why don’t they just sell padded underwear for this purpose? Get on it!

Gift wrapped tits enhance an existing delight, sock-cocks further humiliate the acorn dick…go figure.

Fist of all there’s a difference between a padded and a pushup bra. The padded bra adds fullness all over and can increase the appearance of the bust by a full cup size. A pushup bra just gives a boost to what’s already there. Sure, it has padding in the bottom part but not all over. I don’t care for padded bras and find the whole look totally unsexy. The breast can’t even be seen or felt anymore! May as well salivate over a pillow. Jeez! And I say this having always been on the small side. I think a small natural looking breast to be infinitely more attractive than a big pillow. But some men like big boobs and it attracts them. I guess girls wearing the padded bras know well enough that even if he may be disappointed later, the bra will have done the trick by reeling him in. Hey, if you are so superficial as to judge a person by their tits instead of what’s between their ears you deserve it.

At least pushup bras enhance and advertise the real thing. I don’t consider padded bras and pushup bras “weird” simply because I live in the breast obsessed USA. I bet in other countries they may be considered weird. In France, I am told, they think the ideal breast size is that which fits into a champagne glass perfectly. Not every culture worships bionic boobs.

When it comes to sock puppet dicks, I think it is weird. It’s weird because I don’t know many women who really care about how huge a man’s dick is. And not only that, while a breast which is smaller can still be suckled and licked and enjoyed as much as a large breast, a small dick cannot deliver on the promised engorgement factor that a woman (god knows who she is) who would be attracted by such a carrot, would expect.

I see this as not so much false advertising as trying too hard. If one is trying too hard it becomes a little pathetic and sad. I don’t know if it’s weird or not. Its unwarranted. In the game of sexual seduction I feel like you need to work with what you have. Not invent an imaginary self.

If I was a guy I’d be glad to stuff this sock down my pants, it’s been with all the hottest celebrities! This is the only sock that rocks my world.

@nofurbelowsbatgirl That would put one very animated and active sock down in your pants. I can understand that.

@Adirondackwannabe Breasts aren’t that big of a deal when it comes to sex. They look nice and look good in her clothes. But if a guy advertises a big tool and then doesn’t deliver it’s a different matter. That’s a short sale if I’ve ever heard of one. When a woman uses anything under her clothes to create the illusion of something that is not there, be a push-up, padded bra, cleavage creator etc, it is just as much a bait and switch or short change as a guy with a sock roll. The bottom line is, someone is getting something that is not what they seen. Would you take a house of you discover the brick wall in the living room was not really brick like you wanted but textured plaster?

So is that a sock in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? ; )