Men, what is your pet name for your genitalia? (NSFW)

Rojo

It needs no pet name nor any introduction to my one and only partner. Sorry for the boring answer!

my what?

I once named an old boyfriend’s penis “Skeletor.”

My husband calls his Sergeant.

And the cadets, well…

@livelaughlove21
privates?

@ragingloli Too easy. :)

Mr Softee would be a bummer.

My ex called his One eyed wonder or Heat seeking missile.
Note: he is ex.

@chyna I worked for a guy when I was 12 or 13. He said it wasn’t the heat, it was the the humidity.

Night guys. You are an awesome group. You touch me a lot.

It doesn’t have a name and neither does my wife’s.

Coming to think about it… I don’t know anybody who named their private parts. Sorry.

BTW… This is a normal workday, where I live.

The Admiral.

Never wanted to diminish its power and grandeur and majesty my assigning it a diminuitive nickname.

penis (i really don’t know what to call it more than that =))

Sir Windsock

Princess Fifi

Godzilla

Wud u like to meet the Luv Bear?

I think my earlier answer was too grumpy… maybe because it is my working day and I am jealous.

On top… maybe I should give it a name, as well, and on a separate topic ask for suggestions. You guys seem to have some pretty creative minds.

If I had a penis I’d call him Thor. My boobs are named after Odin’s two ravens. Huginn, the heart placed breast for thought and emotion, and Muninn, the one further away from my heart, and therefore emotion, for mind and logic. But actually, that’s the same names I gave to both my eyes, in their respective position to that of my boobs, for the same reasons.

But eh really I just wanted to say something about Vikings. I also call my stomach Sir Sardius, based on a really bad LSD trip I once went on.

Mr. Happy

I call my husband’s “The General.”

@Symbeline My boobs are named Pancho and Lefty. :D

Twiggy.

I don’t have a pet name for it, but if anyone wants to pet it, you can do that without being on a first-name basis.

The Duke. He’s A-number one.

@ETpro – I will send Lorena Bobbit over to give it a look.

My boyfriend has just started using “gentleman sausage”. He finds this hilarious. FML.

@Leanne1986
That is because it IS hilarious.

@elbanditoroso If she weren’t in the slammer, we’d probably get along just fine. I’d have never pushed her over the edge the way her bobbited mate did.

J.J – Josh Junior