What Franken-creatures can you imagine making as we become adept at gene splicing?

A Monkey-pony. Watch it quick before Youtube takes down all their videos. ;)

Why are you screaming? Did I use too many monkeys?

Great song and fun video, but how much nicer it would be if he’d called it a Ponkey? And enough of these things that look like one animal’s rear sewn on to another creature’s front. Yes, that’s easier to photoshop a hybrid that way, but a Liger looks like this, not this.

Nothing too exotic here. Just a bunch of different colored copies of myself. A full rainbow of little monsters running around should be enough havoc for any one planet to handle.

@RealEyesRealizeRealLies My friend, you are colorful enough to match any rainbow already. :-)

If someone ever merged squirrels with mosquitos, the human race would probably go extinct.

@gorillapaws Ah, the dreaded flying, tree climbing squisquito that would just as soon eat your nuts as suck your blood. You’re right, that mix would be a very bad idea!

I’d splice an elephant with an AIDS virus, and Aidsyphant, a perfect como of micro and macro.

Failing that, I’d make an actual Manbearpig, just so I can loose it on the creators of South Park just for the laugh of hearing them say “Shit, it’s actually real” before running for it.

Giraffe and chihuahua. A “Gihuahua” would have the height of a great dane, the tenacity of a chihuahua, and the ability to see high and low in many directions. Lash a gang of them to a sled on skateboard wheels and you have America’s next fossil-fuel-free mode of personal transportation.

A politician and a hyena.

Never mind, we already have those….

How about a glow in the dark bunny? Oh wait… they already did that. Glow Bunny Alba

A chihuahua and a laughing hyena to produce the chihaha.

I just watched “The Rise of the Planet of the Apes” where the non-human apes were infected with a virus that scientists were monkeying around with. It was great for the apes but wiped out all the humans. A deadly mutant micro organism generated by man is the worst Frankenstein-creature that I can think of.

A Tea Party supporter with intellect high enough to be dangerous?

@poisonedantidote At least that would be one AIDS virus we could easily detect and remove from the human body. Gotta love manbearpig, though.

@gorillapaws The Gihuahua. The next big thing in renewable energy.

@elbanditoroso Ha! How true.

@LuckyGuy I somehow missed Alba when the bunny was a media sensation. It was before moving to Boston, so the Boston Glove rarely caught my attention back then.

@flutherother Very good. Seems everyone wants to make something else out of the chihuahua.

@gondwanalon Not funny at all, but frighteningly true. And it’s almost sure to happen.

@Dr_Lawrence I wouldn’t be surprised if adding intellect might straighten out some of their thinking. I mean, we wouldn’t be getting stuff like, “Get your government hands off my Medicare.”

How about crossing a pen with a coat hanger so the pens will multiply and the coat hangers will disappear.

I am surprised that nobody suggested any idea involving a wild mink.

@SmartAZ You’d want a mink-goat?

I’d like to implant the political mentality of Sen. Al Franken into the brain of every congressperson except for Elizabeth Warren, Bernie Sanders, Jeff Merkley, and Kamala Harris.

If he married our other CA senator and hyphenated her name to his, then s/he’d be Senator Franken-Feinstein.