What do you see when you read too fast?

I’ll often read something and then realize that I read something, and be like, “Wait…where did I just read that???”

I saw a kid wearing an “Oregon Ducks” sweatshirt today.

I read it as, “Oregon Sucks!”, and I was trying to figure out why someone would hate Oregon enough to wear a shirt like that. And then I realized.

Lol I do it all the time. Just the recent comes to mind when a friend texted me “I’m annoying my boyfriend” I read it as “I’m enjoying my boyfriend.” Being that my mind was in the gutter I was almost disgusted with that info until I re-read she put annoying instead of enjoying lol

I more often hear things wrong than read them wrong, but the last thing that I read wrong at a glance was the song title “Rise and Fall”, which I read as “Rise and Fail”.
I had just woken up too, so it had seemed like it was addressed to me personally.

@Feta I used to have a “Disco Sucks” t-shirt that I wore all the time!

I read the title of this question as “What do you see when you read too fart?”