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Would you create a newspaper headline?

Asked by Sunny2 (18852points) April 2nd, 2013

Imagine it’s 2050. I understand that there may not BE newspapers by then, but imagine there still are and write a headline for what you think might be going on then. Add some details if you wish.

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Hawaii_Jake's avatar

Last of Greenland’s Glaciers Gone

Sunny2's avatar

Record 52 Houses Lost in One Day along Norway Coast

gailcalled's avatar

Oldest living human being writes headline about her new cat, Milo the Third.

Judi's avatar

Galaxy Alliance in Jeopardy.

CWOTUS's avatar

Cubs Will Finally Challenge for the Pennant This Year

This would be in the context of an April Fool’s edition of the Chicagoland Times.

ragingloli's avatar

Last Human Ape captured and eliminated. Cleansing of Planet Earth Complete. Brave Liberators ignore its pathetic cries for Mercy.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Tensions Are High on Border Between North California and South California.

rory's avatar

Steve Jobs Resurrected, “Very Disappointed” in iPhone 19’s Teleportation Device.

rojo's avatar

After only 37 years, Members of Congress finally agree to compromise on agreement to compromise.

Dr_Lawrence's avatar

United States announces that Universal Health Care will be available within the next 59 years.

Judi's avatar

Country of Texas pleads with US and Mexico for food aid.

rojo's avatar

@Judi “President for Life Perry of Texas…..”

Prosb's avatar

After 37 long years, it seems to be confirmed that the zombies can not starve to (re)death.
Hope is fleeting.

Sunny2's avatar

These are great, you guys. How’s the US Health care system doing?

zenzen's avatar

The Grateful Dead, recently resurrected, are grateful to be undead, say the Dead. Plan a US then World tour. Deadheads ecstatic. Resurrecting each other.

rooeytoo's avatar

North Korea is aiming its missiles at the USA. Is going to fire unless they donate 374 trillion in aid.

tom_g's avatar

Kansas school board defends its new ‘teach the controversy’ science curriculum.

Jaxk's avatar

President Obama blames Bush for the 40 year recession. Claims his policies have saved or created a million jobs but critics dispute this claim as less than a million Americans are still working.

ucme's avatar

Sarah Jessica Parker confirmed as oldest living horse, she remains in a stable condition.

Sunny2's avatar

Latest Non-food Food, Mighty Marvel Bites, Bites Dust
Removed from shelves of food distributors. Found to contain minute bits of lead from extrusion pipes. Repackaging suggested.

flutherother's avatar

Tigers Confirmed Extinct
Environmentalists Friday confirmed tigers have joined the elephant and the polar bear in the ever growing list of recently extinct species.

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