Would you create a newspaper headline?
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April 2nd, 2013
Imagine it’s 2050. I understand that there may not BE newspapers by then, but imagine there still are and write a headline for what you think might be going on then. Add some details if you wish.
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Last of Greenland’s Glaciers Gone
Record 52 Houses Lost in One Day along Norway Coast
Oldest living human being writes headline about her new cat, Milo the Third.
Galaxy Alliance in Jeopardy.
Cubs Will Finally Challenge for the Pennant This Year
This would be in the context of an April Fool’s edition of the Chicagoland Times.
Last Human Ape captured and eliminated. Cleansing of Planet Earth Complete. Brave Liberators ignore its pathetic cries for Mercy.
Tensions Are High on Border Between North California and South California.
Steve Jobs Resurrected, “Very Disappointed” in iPhone 19’s Teleportation Device.
After only 37 years, Members of Congress finally agree to compromise on agreement to compromise.
United States announces that Universal Health Care will be available within the next 59 years.
Country of Texas pleads with US and Mexico for food aid.
@Judi “President for Life Perry of Texas…..”
After 37 long years, it seems to be confirmed that the zombies can not starve to (re)death.
Hope is fleeting.
These are great, you guys. How’s the US Health care system doing?
The Grateful Dead, recently resurrected, are grateful to be undead, say the Dead. Plan a US then World tour. Deadheads ecstatic. Resurrecting each other.
North Korea is aiming its missiles at the USA. Is going to fire unless they donate 374 trillion in aid.
Kansas school board defends its new ‘teach the controversy’ science curriculum.
President Obama blames Bush for the 40 year recession. Claims his policies have saved or created a million jobs but critics dispute this claim as less than a million Americans are still working.
Sarah Jessica Parker confirmed as oldest living horse, she remains in a stable condition.
Latest Non-food Food, Mighty Marvel Bites, Bites Dust
Removed from shelves of food distributors. Found to contain minute bits of lead from extrusion pipes. Repackaging suggested.
Tigers Confirmed Extinct
Environmentalists Friday confirmed tigers have joined the elephant and the polar bear in the ever growing list of recently extinct species.
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