If Scott Pilgrim wanted to date Taylor Swift, would he survive?

To survive means to stay alive. Since Scott Pilgrim is a comic book character, and not actually alive, no.

I see that relationship heading in only One Direction…hardcore porn stardom.

He’d survive but the relationship wouldn’t. OTOH it would give her more material to bitch sing about during the next award show.

He would end up in one of her break up songs. So that might be a career jump starter for him… or not.

the pussy might be good while it lasts though.

He’ll survive just fine if there are gnomes to kick along the way.

Ms Swift has gnomes?

No. But you can’t talk about Scott Pilgrim without making a reference to some video game or another; that’s what it’s all about.

I wonder if T. Swift has a video game out.

Well, she was in Hannah Montana, which has its own video game. Maybe Scott could chide her for starring in a movie that has a game based on it, and that said game is way too easy. not that I played it or nuthin’.

Oh look http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIWoWiuXINA

Not a shooter, damn

Woo, living room sliding! I was curious while watching this; but are any of her songs in there? Apparently so.

And damn, it’s not about Vikings.

that too

If he used ear plugs…lol

She would so own him.