Extreme Pig Watching: If you observed a pig 24/7 for a full year, what kind of things would you see?

If you fed the porker a sausage he’d think of it as fellatio.

2 thoughts immediately spring to mind.
    1  —  Never having done this, I have no F***ing idea what I’d see.
    2  —  I further have even less F***ing idea why I’d engage in such observation.

Oh and:
    3  —  Having driven by my share of pig farms when growing up in rural Virginia, I know EXACTLY what I’d smell, and I fully expect that the constant gagging for a full year that the stench would evoke would not improve me ability to observe the pigs.

I can sumarize the process into this: young pig -> aldult pig -> fat pig -> pork
That’s a life circle of most pig in my country =))
P.S: I’ve never seen a living pig before, and I LOVE pork

I believe they are really intelligent animals, and play about quite a lot.
They are also supposed to be very clean.
I have no idea when you are planning to do though, so I’m just going to presume you are a weirdo.

I have no idea. I’d have to look past the hot poker that would be sticking in my eye.

A whole year without sleep? I’d probably die before the year was up, then the pig would eat me.

But really what can I say…you’d learn how a pig lives, I guess? Account to that how said pig would manage with having you around constantly, and how it would react, and how its life would change, if applicable.

Is this a question about a relationship or something?

The consumption of copious amounts of coffee and doughnuts, lots of violence against innocents and tremendous corruptoion.