Anyone want to loan me enough money for a dental overhaul?

Ok, first: I didn’t say they were ugly, just that they didn’t match your fur. It’s a little jarring, what with the total lack of predatory sharpness and the… ok, I’m going to stop there.

Second, dude, I would totally help you with that, it’s just that I have this whole graduate student financial instability thing. My broker would be pissed.

OMG, fine! Insult me and then refuse to help me! I’ll just go die in my crate now!

Just floss more. You’ll be fine.

I can’t use floss. I have a terrible gag reflex and it makes me hock up hair balls.

Then stop licking yourself so much. You can’t have it both ways.

I can’t help it if I taste so good!

This question has just taken an unexpected turn.

Gail started it.

I noticed.

cut back on the chocolate, perhaps?

Or eat more !

do not have a fat butt.

At first I thought that someone really insulted you (says the gullible Canadian).

Glacial rhymes with racial?

OH MY GOD I THOUGHT IT RHYMED WITH SEX CAULDRON!!

Uh…

And I was writing a cheque…

I’d be happy to sink my teeth into your pussy…gentle nibbling though, I don’t bite hard.

The creature in your avatar appears to be the result of a cat entering Steve Buscemi’s telepod, at the same time he was teleporting.

I think the ultimate solution will involve undoing this tragic accident. This means that whatever’s left of Steve’s body, will have to engage in some telemolecular kinkiness with your “cat”. ;-o

Best o’luck to ya!

I can totally see what he is talking about. Yeah. Your teeth are too long. But you can fix that for free, with a nail file. It works. (Truly. It does!)