If you were a fish, what kind of bait would hook you?

Coloured mini marshmallows.

Sweet.

One with a big hunk of lobster meat.

Just put him in the water, and I’m hooked. Hell! I’d jump out of the water for him.

haha oh damn, you might have some competition :D

Make me a piranha and see what happens to my competition.

@Hawaii_Jake Yeah, well just don’t mess up your prize. :p

Boobiebait

—-motorboatboatboat—

A horny mermaid about the size of a giant grouper.

kim kardashian?^^

An erect nipple attached to a well rounded breast, must be a hawt woman though…I ain’t biting for no mantittie foo!

lol, mantittie

A pair of panties. ;)

Pantaloons.

I love that archer fish that spits water from below the surface at it’s oblivious prey, usually a bug of some sort, respect man…I mean fish.
Remember that scene in piranha 3D when the little bastard coughs up that dudes dick…i’m too scared to put my glasses on because it’s rumoured that if you view a severed penis right in your face in 3D you immediately turn gay XD

Pizza and ice cream bait. I would fall for it hook, line and sinker!

A carton of cigarettes and some nice whiskey.

Why do you think I keep tossing pillows into the watering hole, Symby? ;)

I could be caught pretty easily with Kerala mixture on the hook.

I am a pisces. I haven’t been hooked yet!

@nofurbelowsbatgirl : I should have guessed you were a water sign ;)

The smell of fish.

* innocent look *

A gin & tonic.

A robotic fin, or a memory chip, because I’ll say, “Hey that’s mine!”

A military helicopter pilot’s gear + said helicopter – I’d be a flying fish!

I’m also a Pisces.

A vodka + coke wouldn’t do it, but a nights worth with the kebab to top it off. That might be a harder one to refuse.

A blinking blue LED attached to a beeping 3kHz piezo disk molded into the shape of a boob.

That, or a nice piece of melt-in-your-mouth otoro sushi.

Jail.

^^ i know this is in incredibly poor taste, unfortunately the question all but begs for it. @ragingloli does too.

I truly relate to fish. Salmon caviar with a bit of lemon and sour cream. And ice cold vodka straight.

@bookish1 :)
Am I really that transparent?

My answer is NSFW, but fish is a euphemism for it.

@ETpro beat you to it.

@bob_ Story of my life.

LMFAO hatchet wound. Fuckin love that lol

Pizza, or should I say pitsa ;o)

@ETpro funny I never thought of fish. There is this tow company in Canada that has the funniest euphemism and gets away with it as their company name! LMFAO. Or should I say LMF CT O