@livelaughlove21 I’d change baby diapers any day rather than spend a single day changing adult diapers in a nursing home. Kudos to those who are hardened and barf-proof enough to do it. But we’re talking any amount of money here. I could do any nasty job for enough cold, hard cash.
@ucme Feet aren’t a part of the human anatomy I greatly admire either, but there are people who feel just the opposite, and would do that job for free. Hell, some pay to check feet. Even what a good doctor earns would be enough for me to cry all the way to the bank. :-)
@picante Having cleaned up those areas of my own body, I understand how you feel. But this is another area where in an approach/avoidance conflict cash for approaching wins with me.
@jonsblond I work a desk job, but from home, and with a window touching my left elbow. Not so bad. And remember, if the pay is right, you could soon buy up the corporation and move yourself into the executive suite.
@Adirondackwannabe Funny, I can think of a number of people I’d play proctologist for, but we’d have to talk about that in the “NSFW Version””:http://www.fluther.com/158587/nsfw-what-jobs-would-you-refuse-regardless-of-the-pay/ of this Bi-Question. Funny, my proctologist is one of the. She’s dead sexy. I do wonder how med students explain their choice of specialty to their parents, though. :-)
@SpatzieLover I’d do plumbing for what plumbers actually make. Mine drives a better car than my banker and my cardiologist. And that’s just his work vehicle. I would want some serious bucks to do the other two.
@uberbatman No job’s worth going mad over. But I can buy a ton of Prozac and counseling on $1 million an hour.
@Symbeline My favorite part of proctology is the part where I ask the patient to bend over and cough for me while my finger’s up their rear. I always enjoy the puzzled look they get when they notice that both my hands are on their shoulders. :-)
@RandomGirl We’re talking any pay scale you want here. I the city, the floor level goes up with the pay. The view from the top is grand. A few grand an hour and a grand view. This I can do.
@janbb Yep. That one needs to come with spectacular pay.
@Pachyderm_In_The_Room I’m that way too. There are jobs I love, and others I’d really rather not do. But other than the hired dick-wad jobs like working for banks to evict people who have never missed a mortgage payment, enough money can keep me happy.
@Mr_Paradox Call center I could easily do for the right price. At least I can speak English well enough that most of the people in my country now have no idea what I am saying. :-)
@YARNLADY As long as they didn’t allow smoking in the story, I’d be cool with doing that. I’d consider it doing my little part to help cleanse the gene pool.
@filmfann Yep, those are the dick-wad jobs. Those, my price would be so high I could buy the corporation in a day or two, sell of its assets, and retire with it happily out of the business of profiting on providing misery to the least among us.
@ucme What’s not to love. On top of getting paid well, it’s all you can eat and a good source of protein. But that’s really for the NSFW version.
@WillWorkForChocolate Animals need love too—and extensive poop removal. I could definitely manage that for the right pay.
@jonsblond I totally agree. The shit human beings hand out over the phone can be a lot harder to take than the natural shit animals pass each day.
@SpatzieLover To me, that depends on the human. But again, that’s off in the NSFW version.
@woodcutter Hey, it it paid a million an hour for the time you lasted, what a way to go. Singing “You can take this job and shove it…”