I was a teen in the nineties, so I’ll use that. Except as a teen, I was not a social person. I am not one now either, nor shall I be in 300 years after I rule everything. And that I shall.
I did not give much fuck about technology’s advent, or what was in, or not cool anymore. plus that whole list in the details is based off of not having the Internet, except number 10
So this list comes from someone who spent all her time playing games, not doing good in school and climbing on church roofs and billboards.
I WAS ALL ASSASSIN’S CREED BEFORE IT WAS ANYTHING. Heathens.
Mortal Kombat. This game was revolutionary. It changed the face of gaming…by destroying your characters to no end when you won the fight.
…yet, we lived in an age of controversy. The Super Nintendo version had the blood taken out of the game. I’m just glad, for once, that my dad was poor, and couldn’t buy me that atrocity. Arcades for the WIN, man!
The Simpsons was at its peak. Family Guy is way more offending than the Simpsons ever was…but then, The Simpsons weren’t trying to be offending.
Killer Instinct; the game for people who didn’t know how to play games. Just mash some buttons. Fuck you, Street Fighter! And Mortal Kombat. ’‘points’’ And fuck j000000000. ULTRAAAA ULTRAA ULTRA…
Listening to the radio for hours on end with the hopes to catch a song you really liked, if you didn’t own the album, which you usually didn’t, if it was a new release.
What if God was one of us…just some stranger on the bus…without a smaaaartphoooone…
Dragonlance fantasy novels. Or at least, whichever ones were writ in the nineties.
Grunge music. Note; Smashing Pumpkins is not grunge.
Also, Nine Inch Nails. Industrial, hella yeah.
Beavis & Butthead. Fucking loved that show. I own the three box sets, and I love them to hell. But they were still funnier back then than now. You know, pop culture and shit.
Lol…I said shit.
Xena Warrior Princess. I really shouldn’t have to say anything else, but I will add, I wish my name was Gabrielle.
Cargo pants. Those big baggy pants with all the pockets on the sides. I always loved those, and if I was some kinda gangster from the 90’s, I would totally sport that shit. I actually own a cargo skirt though. I’m serious, those exist. Shut up, they do.
Slurpees.
I know those still exist, but like slasher movies were only good in the eighties, slurpees were only good in the nineties. By mixing them together.
The only way to get porn was to buy a magazine, or stumble across some kid who wanted to impress you by showing you the one he stole from his dad. Gladly, I only got interested in porn when the Internet was starting to get all epic up in this bitch. plus that kid should just have stole his dad’s beer and given it to me, fuck porn
Bush X. Whatever the fuck that was.
The Rona at Night radio show. ProTip; don’t call in if you have problems with your vagina. She’ll just tell you to fuck off and see a doctor. Like Fluther.
Backstreets Boys; I love that one video where they’re all Goth and one of them wears an Alice Cooper hat. Viva Foreveeeer…
GamePro video game magazine ruled the stands. ProTip; press B to jump, you dumb bastard. The only way to figure everything out on Final Fantasy VI if you weren’t willing to do it yourself was to wait for the next issue to give you the next quarter of its randomly selected walkthrough. Plus, RPG Realm. And The Sports Page. I always skipped it. But other than Gamefan, it’s the only magazine I know that ever had special section for certain game genres. Better have fucking had an RPG section…also, all hail Slasher Quan!
Slangs. The 90’s rule. They rule.